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MINORS DNI • 33 • Aroace Spec • ♑️ • Writer • Weirdo • Fandom Elder • Omegaverse and Mpreg Enjoyer • Currently Pittpilled

[🅂 🄽 🄾 🎃 @snomeemo]

My toxic trait is finding a new male fave and thinking BUT WHAT IF HE WAS ✨PREGNANT✨❓❓❓

[marz @exploremarz]

rabbot: they meet again yrs later after jack is injured & forced to return home

[🅂 🄽 🄾 🎃 @snomeemo]

Jack Abbot:

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

why does my kid get Veterans Day off of school? I don't remember seeing him in Fallujah.

[moony 🌙🌌 @2_th3_m00ny]

these guys flirt weird as fuck

[megs 🐇 @grantreillys]

as a fandom old let me tell y’all something that will save a lot of your sanity and energy - just block people. there are going to be people in fandom who piss you off for whatever reason (garbage takes, under the age of 25, not watching the same thing as you, etc.) just block’em

[athena 🦌 @deerbellamy]

in s1 we got to see robby pee, and in s2 we saw langdon pee. can we see jack pee in s3

[athena 🦌 @deerbellamy]

jack being a physically affectionate guy is actually very important to me

[🅂 🄽 🄾 🎃 @snomeemo]

I am not planning anything and I am safe. But I am doubting my ability to live like this long term. This is not how I imagined my life would go.

[🅂 🄽 🄾 🎃 @snomeemo]

Technically I went to bed two hours ago but I can’t sleep because I am in so much pain. Took all the meds and used all the pain relief I have at my disposal, just hoping it works. Unironically asking Jesus for comfort tonight.

[🅂 🄽 🄾 🎃 @snomeemo]

@VeylixNova I also had a shitty grandpa. I didn’t speak to him for 10 years before he died and I didn’t go to his funeral. I’m sorry you’re dealing with this.

[🅂 🄽 🄾 🎃 @snomeemo]

@weirdlet2 Let’s go with that…

[🅂 🄽 🄾 🎃 @snomeemo]

“Are all foods experiencing shrinkflation or am I just that much of a pig?” A novel by me. 🫩

[pup @puppiebonez]

"i have tattoos older than you", "that was before you were born", "i'm twice your age" okay now im wet

[Jordan. 🩺 @ChoiceReznikov]

Michael Robinavitch coded

[club hatosy @shawnhats]

😟this is gonna be fun

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Massie: "I hope Hegseth addresses the 8 articles of impeachment, and doesn‘t get up and misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion and do some pull-ups and call everybody fat and gay. I may have just given you half his speech, I don't know."

[Evil Hag @CursedGoo]

“For sale baby shoes never worn” 6 word slop by Hemingway. I can write a sadder story with just 2 words:

Mom exploded

[Jessie @Jessiekins]

A lady walked past me and said "no makeup?" I said, "no panties either." That shut her up. Don't play with me.

[🅂 🄽 🄾 🎃 @snomeemo]

@stereolightss Hahaha, Robby makes the mistake of saying “WE are pregnant” only one time. Jack is quick to correct that stupid turn of phrase.

[🅂 🄽 🄾 🎃 @snomeemo]

brb thinking about Jack miserably pregnant with Robby’s pup 🩷

[🅂 🄽 🄾 🎃 @snomeemo]

Robby asking him how he’s feeling and Jack just giving him one of these:

[🅂 🄽 🄾 🎃 @snomeemo]

Huge, uncomfortable, and still working three to four 12 hour shifts a week, despite Robby asking him to PLEASE reduce his hours. Absolutely savage to any patient who makes a sideways comment about how pregnant he is.