Robert Griffiths

Failed rap superstar, forced to live the life of a common person.

[Robert Griffiths @Snoodlife]

Women call you superficial and then expect you to spend £100’s on shiny stones and bits of metal to make them look pretty.

[Robert Griffiths @Snoodlife]

You’re dying for a poo. You have 2 cubicles to choose from. 1 has pee all over the seat, the other reeks of a freshly laid turd. Which one do you choose? #lifechoices #toilets

[Robert Griffiths @Snoodlife]

These are the best chilli dogs/corn dogs/hot dogs in the city/borough/lower east side is probably the most overused line in the history of film and TV.

[Robert Griffiths @Snoodlife]

@WDYTYA_UK I wonder if by 2118 WDYTA will use our ancestors' browsing histories to build their profile. 'We can see that your Great, Great Grandfather Jack had a keen interest in Asian nurses!'

[Robert Griffiths @Snoodlife]

@ABC7Kidd @rickygervais @sethmeyers @ABC7News @TMZ @enews @ABCNetwork Ricky, have you botoxed your forehead? Cause if you have, they did a great job!

[Robert Griffiths @Snoodlife]

I like pina colada, but I don't like getting caught in the rain... #FirstWorldProblems

[Robert Griffiths @Snoodlife]

I often find myself wishing the Cavaliers had beaten the Roundheads. Purely because they were snappier dressers and had better hair.

[Robert Griffiths @Snoodlife]

@rickygervais @netflix watched it with three friends. All agreed it was dire. Better than anything I have accomplished in life though.

[Jamie Aird @Aird1977]

#modernmusic I had the radio on in the kitchen and the TV on in the front room. The best song I heard was the Doc McStuffins theme tune.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Terrible things to hear on a Sunday
-I haven't done roast potatoes
-I forgot to buy bacon
-Let's go shopping
-Monday tomorrow
-The doorbell

[Miss Texas 1967 @MsTexas1967]

Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride trying to holler at me

[Robert Griffiths @Snoodlife]

#ObamaInUK #prince Obama says we'll be at the back of the line, but so was Cynthia Rose. Go on Cynthia! #starfishandcoffee

[Jon Watkins @JonWatkinsAt7]

"So let me get this straight... The pig was dead, right?" #ObamaInUK

[Brian Brewer @bbrewerstandup]

Update: suspect in small-town girl's disappearance described as city boy born and raised in South Detroit.

[Robert Griffiths @Snoodlife]

#SoISaidToTheGuyISaid now I'm your yard, can I have some milkshake?

[Robert Griffiths @Snoodlife]

#borisjohnson you only have to look at Boris to see his Viking heritage. Us Saxons still remember Lindisfarne! #Vikingsgohome #lindisfarne

[Robert Griffiths @Snoodlife]

#FantasySongs White walker shade of pale

[Robert Griffiths @Snoodlife]

#FantasySongs Everyday Smeagol

[JK Callaway @jkCallawayYAY]

We Didn't Start the Shire @midnight #FantasySongs