capn snooze

just vibing. they/them

[kaitlyn @kfunggg_]

Misty Quigley will return to the toilet in Yellowjackets season 4

[completely ingenuous october 🎃⚰️🔮 @ickycasket]

two of them were possessed. Pearl absolutely did all that shit by herself.

[lili ˚ ༘ @deadguysplane]

if only the ref called jackie out on her horrendously offside goal maybe none of this would’ve happened

[Nude Gunray @Nude_Gunray]

> destroyed his brother/rival
> competent in offshore matters
> faces challenges with foodstuffs
> steps up to power out of a sense of duty, not for glory or ambition

[James @jhallwood]

About 5 minutes after he does his resignation speech someone will have edited it so he just says meep meep and it will get 10k likes.

[c @BOTTOMSM0VIE]

this josie from bottoms ass plot

[Softboy @softboywin]

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

[purple mandy♡ @mandyphobiaa]

Body tea ahead

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Yeah its over, they got the Fucked up Car Photo of him

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @beantownthot]

got to the office printer and realized i forgot to hit print on my laptop

[mallrat @wildmallrat]

Buying Jackie’s ear from shauna

[🕷️Tanner🕷️ @Tanner_Slavin]

I’m a genius.

[Dr_Rebecca @Dr_Bekka_UK]

Not only is Labour MP Tom Hayes disabling replies, but he’s also been caught swiping Green Party leaflets from letterboxes. That's theft. Keir Starmers Labour is so sleazy.

[LEGO Santos @LEG0santos]

Robby: using an abandoned baby for therapy

Al Hashimi: having a breakdown

Javadi: rethinking her career choices

Samira: not coming back

Mel and Santos:

[Operation Ivy🍂🦌 @0h_it_Ivy]

I need everyone to check out this link ASAP this is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read
https://t.co/tffFMVp9YA

[k @bluehoodiebaby]

"unskilled labor," they say. well i'd like to see them make a latte snail.

[Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

This is stunning, it's a perfect summary of centrism. Keir Starmer does not actually oppose Trumps plan to wipe out 90 million people on a whim - he just thinks Trump should avoid using vulgar rhetoric as he slaughters them.

As always, liberals only care about tone, not content