Snow Trooper

just your everyday snow trooper

[Snow Trooper @snow_troop]

Sometimes I see phasma as a father figure... Then I remember she destroyed my parents and home... #sadstormtrooper #my life

[The Emperor @emperorposts]

RT if right before the opening crawl of
Episode VIII, they should put
'Dedicated To Carrie Fisher, 1956-2016'

[Snow Trooper @snow_troop]

According to my new friend "rock that I put a helmet on" it's Christmas

[Snow Trooper @snow_troop]

It's gotten to the point where I cannot tell what month it is anymore based on the amount of snow please send help

[Snow Trooper @snow_troop]

Day 6 of hide and seek game: I have found some small animals, I believe they are either making me one of their kin or sacrificing me

[Snow Trooper @snow_troop]

Me and the other troopers decided to play hide and seek, it's been 4 days, they still have not found me

[Snow Trooper @snow_troop]

Me and the other troopers decided to play hide and seek, it's been 4 days, they still have not found me

[Snow Trooper @snow_troop]

@LordPaIpatine will drinks be provided?

[Snow Trooper @snow_troop]

The game Star Citizen accurately shows what space is like, you have no control and everything hates you

[Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas]

Do you know what's wrong with the prequels?

Absolutely nothing.

Shortest. List. Ever.

[Snow Trooper @snow_troop]

Hey look a trick or treater... I lied, that's a snowman... I made it.

[Snow Trooper @snow_troop]

Look I carved a pumpkin... just kidding.. pumpkins can't grow here... this is a gourd..

[Snow Trooper @snow_troop]

It's October... I'd set up decorations but people don't bring kids into the cold dark reaches of space.

[Snow Trooper @snow_troop]

@huxthegeneral wear a storm trooper suit of armor, there cooled

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

*clears throat*
are you a Death Star
because it's like you have a tractor beam that is pulling me in

[Snow Trooper @snow_troop]

Clapping? No. This is me mending snow and disparity together in my soul. #mylife #snow

[Snow Trooper @snow_troop]

Ya know that song "somewhere over the rainbow". That song is a lie. Maybe on earth they have rainbows, but there ain't no rainbows in space

[Snow Trooper @snow_troop]

A tweet a day keeps general Hux away

[Snow Trooper @snow_troop]

Omg, 82 followers that more friends then I have in real life! Unless you count the millions of people that look like me and I work with.