Hazel

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[Hazel @Snozzlenut]

One of the first things I did when I bought this flat was put a bird feeder out. My dad said I'd never get any visitors. V I N D I C A T I ON. @Natures_Voice

[Mind @MindCharity]

We need to talk about this 😡

When will the UK government start taking mental health seriously?

Let’s look at some of the stigmatising language in this statement 👇 (1/5)

[Hazel @Snozzlenut]

Absolute joke that @OVOEnergy email me to say my prices are going down only to say my standing charge has jumped up 13p to almost 70p a day, and because I barely use any electricity i am now in fact paying more than ever and it's all on the standing charge 👌 great work lads.

[Hazel @Snozzlenut]

@LidlGB not too thrilled to bite into this on my pizza there Lidl. That's not the mushroom I originally thought it was. Just all plastic and a cut tongue.

[Hazel @Snozzlenut]

What a monumental bunch of time wasters you both are @TalkTalk and @CityFibre - three times you have cancelled my upgrade. Stop phoning me to rebook the damn thing when you can't follow through.

[Hazel @Snozzlenut]

- discussed this upgrade with me first instead of just telling me it's happening and throwing dates at me that I couldn't change because the booking system kept telling me nothing else was free.

[Hazel @Snozzlenut]

@TalkTalk @CityFibre I have twice had to reschedule my work calendar because you guys have given me a fibre installation date I couldn't change and twice you have cancelled on me and forced a new date because my building isnt ready - which I could have told you if you had -

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Feels strange, the Chandler thing. If you grew up in Friend's boom years, it feels like the definitive end of youth.

[dan barker @danbarker]

The person who posted this "low stakes conspiracy theory" on Reddit 8 months ago is probably having an interesting day.

[Hazel @Snozzlenut]

My first job was at a Wilko. I was treated like garbage and never wanted to work again after 😂 but as a customer - when I bought my home and had one a short walk away it was great. It closed down last year and my bird seed stock has forever suffered for it.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Wilko name will disappear from UK High Streets with all 400 shops set to close by early October, GMB union says https://t.co/9O0Xu0OCOm

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Current situation.

[k | 📰 @taissasvan]

But I mean nothing screams 80s more than grown adults playing teens

[Hazel @Snozzlenut]

He was sent away but there is now no sign of a £60 food delivery and your phone support just read off a script that didn't care. So no delivery, an angry man who threatened a lone woman and hung outside her place for ages and no one owning up to refund her. Sort it out.

[Hazel @Snozzlenut]

This account out here bringing the hurt 🥲

[Good Omens @GoodOmensPrime]

We think we remember you all asking for this picture.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Where can I buy a human version of this jacket?

[Hazel @Snozzlenut]

@MrMichaelSpicer So many LinkedIn posts I'd like to reply to with this.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Do NOT season the pigeons

[Hazel @Snozzlenut]

@YourSSE I sent off a meter reading two weeks ago and never received a bill - instead this morning I got told I had moved to @OVOEnergy and when I logged into my account I owed the amount of that last bill. So I never got a final bill from you guys? I will just pay it to OVO?

[Bain @Bainonis]

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