Christian Williams

[Christian Williams @snrmonkeyboy]

@VintageCulture @fabriclondon What a night that was - best in a long time

[Christian Williams @snrmonkeyboy]

@Argos_Online having had an issue on Saturday, someone said I would be receiving an explanation regarding the problem yesterday. I imagine the way meant today, though no communication since Saturday.

Do you care this little about customers?

[Christian Williams @snrmonkeyboy]

@Argos_Online got to your Imperial Park store at 17:58 - no device. Liam said “we have to be out of here by 6” What is going on?

[Christian Williams @snrmonkeyboy]

@WithamMarco 😂😂😂

[Christian Williams @snrmonkeyboy]

@adamvass88 @GarminUK @Apple @SamsungUK 69 months and this is the tweet, almost as long as Garmin’s delivery times

[Christian Williams @snrmonkeyboy]

@WithamMarco We’re a bit like you, lot of noise but little action. Early days, over a month to go. No need to panic

[Christian Williams @snrmonkeyboy]

@sainsburys atrocious parking by this driver, blocking a pavement. Five minutes later still parked there and then recorded me in my car on his phone, may I have a copy of his recording please?

[Christian Williams @snrmonkeyboy]

@Tesco Your Bridlington store is in a sorry state, cardboard everywhere - empty plastic left lying around. Does nobody care anymore?

[Christian Williams @snrmonkeyboy]

@DougPolkVids This is right, four years (really three) what’s the worst that can happen? The world keeps turning

[Christian Williams @snrmonkeyboy]

@WithamMarco Hard agree

[Christian Williams @snrmonkeyboy]

Big discussion in the Monkey household, we both have odd snack choices!

Which is the weirder?

[Christian Williams @snrmonkeyboy]

@KrakenRum Hi, I’ve made a regular Kraken drinker angry at the pub I work in. Any idea where we can get one more t-shirt? Thanks in advance

[Christian Williams @snrmonkeyboy]

@shredderlad6621 @therealmissjo Yes I did

[Christian Williams @snrmonkeyboy]

@GazzyB1233 What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger

[Christian Williams @snrmonkeyboy]

@OctopusEnergy Hi, how long from submitting a reading does it take for a statement to be generated? Thanks in advance

[Christian Williams @snrmonkeyboy]

@old_dead_guy @ByDonkeys It’ll definitely be the new Labour governments problem to solve 🙄🙄

[Christian Williams @snrmonkeyboy]

@s4ooter 😢😢

[Christian Williams @snrmonkeyboy]

@ODEONHelp “aim to respond in ten days”!!!!

You could at least pretend to care

[Christian Williams @snrmonkeyboy]

@Worldpay_Global We have been waiting for a new base for a month, we are a pub open every day of the week and your delivery provider still can’t resolve. What in earth is going on?