Andy Parker

I like being Northern, eating pasta , 70's disco and playing out. Hello, that's me.

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World Cup opening ceremony in full swing !

#México #Fifaworldcup2026

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@paddykenny17 @stockogk1313 Haha. That barnet 😂.. fucking hell , half a head of hair and the only one way to look even more of a cunt is to drink a G&T in the boozer.

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@Kyle_Irving19 Peterborough job centre

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@belly_eighty5 @Cruisey15Pg

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@paddykenny17 *being * dining
Typical Blade. Thick as shit.

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Wide awake at 6am again 😡

They say God created a miracle when he made the human form, for example: the complex brain, the miracle of child birth with female reproductive organs .. but he didn’t think of making the eye lids out of blackout blind material did he ??
Fail !!

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@paddykenny17 @RobMoody60 @Nowak91418365 Wednesday’s wheels falling off twice in a week
Your Wife’s knickers falling off twice in a week

Unfortunately you had nothing to do with either

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@walker3_keith @mhardysport 😂

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@1892Dazzler @Markpefc @mhardysport Didn’t have no problem getting out at final whistle 😂🖕🏼

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@_larrr_ Location. Location. Location.

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@swfc Xbox 🙌🏻

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We’re giving away two copies of FIFA 23! 🎮

To win, simply like and retweet this post and comment below with the version you would like (PS5 or Xbox)

Good luck! 🤞 #swfc

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@domisatwit I took £100 fine and 3 points instead

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@RobDJofficial @ChrisMoyles @domisatwit @Pipskin @JamesRobinson

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@swfc Holiday in #crete 🇬🇷 🦉

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@swfcTICKETS
Could anyone tell me if half season tickets are valid for tonight’s game v Accrington please ? #thanks

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Wouldn’t it be a nice treat for your yearly hard work if you didn’t get Income Tax or N.I stoppages on your 4 weeks holiday pay ?

Had a week off .. got £254.08p stopped for the privilege of taking a little bit of well deserved R&R 🙄 #robbingbastards #getfuckedBoris 🖕🏼

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@EastMidRailway Thank you. Will do.
Fuming tbh but not personally your fault.
Thanks for your help … at least the customer service team at @EastMidRailway is more reliable than it’s trains 👍🏼

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Thanks @EastMidRailway for cancelling the last Nottingham to Worksop train after watching Trent Rockets last night…. oh and cancelling the Derby train too thus leaving my 15 year old son and I totally stranded in Nottingham at midnight.
Well done. Top drawer 👍🏼👍🏼

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@EastMidRailway I’ve no idea. Didn’t realise there was a station supervisor ? don’t catch the train ..like ever and only did so because I thought it would be easier than driving and parking etc.
How wrong I was.