Axel

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I'm that annoying friend.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[Miilato @miiilato]

*pro tip*
send a risky text in the morning to reduce your screen time

[JayNicomachean Ethics @JackdawJackal]

I’m absolutely cracking up

[CG @cgtwts]

scenes at GitHub HQ right now:

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

“Oh do you think he was referring to you”

BRILLIANT

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

I hate to say it but beast mode

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Chat, this does NOT look good on paper

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Leclerc al Gaib @sharl_leclerc16]

ooooh I’m Charles Leclerc. I make 40 million dollars a year to be Ferrari’s golden boy. I get to celebrate marrying my model wife by driving universally beloved, vintage Ferrari cars around my gorgeous, scenic hometown where I am a local hero. Fuck you.

[Covie @covie_93]

WTF. Looks like ICE agents committed murder again in Minnesota today.

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Americans finding out in 2076 that Trump was Russia’s biggest asset

[naiive @naiivememe]

Day 9 of 2026

[SGM Mike Vining @ Blasting Through Official @BlastingThrough]

Here’s a photo I took of the enemy’s cache that our team destroyed at Rock Island East, Cambodia, 1970. Details are in my book, “Blasting Through.” I’ll provide a pre-order link ASAP. I’m honored by the support so many of you are sending on X. BASED — I like that word. 🫡🇺🇸

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Their drip was crazy tho

[Bootleg Liquor on a Sunday Night 🥃 @Mike_Modulator]

As somebody who mocked those dead children from Sandy Hook you should probably shut the fuck up

[doomer @uncledoomer]

no kitten, the fitbit stays on