Stef

11.2.13

[Stef @snuytten4]

@intrnetdaughter No this is AI. The player he throws has his jersey number on his back change after hitting the ground

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

[Stef @snuytten4]

@Gardy00Specs @atkyogre The pokemon are different levels when you buy them so they have different prices

[Stef @snuytten4]

@cryyystaaal @Apathy_BZ

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

pickles are great...until you're in one

[mau @rllydu]

they’re lucky i wasn’t around for noah’s ark, they would’ve had to take 3 goats…

[Tromac 🫶🏾 @Tromac_wav]

Osama Binlockedin

[O-desmetraumadoll @TR4NNYKISSER]

ok so she drew me a bath and made it really warm and that feels kinda nice but now she's started cutting vegetables into it and it's making me kinda uneasy

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

It's scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

just taught a man how to fish. fucking set him up for the rest of his life. he doesn’t even understand what i’ve done for him

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

Im done bitching about the conference title games. I want to see pure chaos in the Super Bowl now. Bad calls, missed false starts, unstoppable tush push, phantom roughing calls. Give me all of it.

Let it burn.

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate

[m @msnetik]

this can’t be the same internet I raised my neopets on

[c a r r i e @discountgourds]

did my dog tweet this

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Funniest shit during nfl games is when they cut to fans in crowd and it’s fully grown men dressed in the dumbest outfits imaginable

[regular sized ackman @pleas4nt]

That the French were able to lock down "maids", "braids", and "kissing" tells you they were some legendary freakers. Not really sure how the toast fits in though

[Stef @snuytten4]

@HockeyScotty19 @returnofaj @returnofaj the prophecy has been spoken

[Stef @snuytten4]

@HockeyScotty19 @returnofaj Have to trade for Mackenzie Blackwood as well! Build a wood goalie tandem