Jonny5

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[Jonny5 @snwbrdtraining]

Heated session down the new Shaw six and hubba was sick to watch. Saw friends new and old. Still tripping on how smooth it is; getting to know the ramps. Good times #nofilter

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@uganda_sk8bding Nice!

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Elon Musk has more children than Old Dirty Bastard

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@StephenKing I enjoyed the tale of the cursed airport bathroom that never became a book. I offer this twist: it’s a baby. She is the first with powerful psychic abilities just months after birth. She’s overtired and taking it out on each person that finds her by disappearing them

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@SkateClipsOnX You’re bringing up a 40 year old murder for clicks. You are even quote tweeting yourself because you think people missed it. Gator did butt fucking nothing for skateboarding. There’s no trick, contest, or gear to admire. You just wanna be edgy like every other Gator baiter

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@SkateClipsOnX You are idiot.

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Quit being a Redskins fan because they broke RG III.

For a year and a half now I hear “You should come back. They have a good quarterback.”

Now guess which player was still playing in the 4th quarter down by 31 points when he dislocated his elbow?

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Ishod getting that bread! Playing music with his $479 sunglasses. I like the Bad Boy Club wrap around lens myself https://t.co/Itqg0frCpD

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One way to beat that DUI

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@NVIDIAGeForce "GeForce Day"

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Fall warning: just a few more leaves and you’ll be thinking sh1t is sweet

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@mmunzenrider https://t.co/UVjXUES3UM

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@eatthebologna 😏

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@BGatesTweeeets Does this ledge have a derogatory name yet?

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@mmunzenrider Oh cool. What app do this that?

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How did I fix the code and not the test?

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@Quesly2 He’s built like a wide receiver and rides special boards so I had a sensible chuckle when his own graphic called him a jock. The other one my brain instantly tuned out. For his parents?

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An @TheOnion headline:

Gamers praising Call of Duty publisher Activision for absorbing 100% of new steel tariffs and not raising prices on in-game firearms.

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Simpsons did it!

Cypress Hill and the London Symphony Orchestra is very much REAL on YouTube, Apple Music, and Spotify. 8/10

[Jonny5 @snwbrdtraining]

Life hack: instead of starting a sentence with but just replace it with however. Done. Boom.