Dan Snyder

Owner of losing football team, failed television studio, bankrupt amusement park. Hate vanilla ice cream, journos. Love our fans!

[Dan Snyder @Snyder_Dan]

Draft week makes me so nervous. But like all you #Redskin fans, I want to win! Think I'll fire the FedEx maintenance crew to relax LULZ!

[Dan Snyder @Snyder_Dan]

Antisemites. RT @thegoldfarb @blakehounshell @Jordanfabian @PhilipTerzian Can't be too hard on Snyder, he's leading from behind.

[Dan Snyder @Snyder_Dan]

That's the beginning of wisdom! RT @drjjoyner @Snyder_Dan I'm hoping Skins trade their 1st for another washed up QB myself. @noonanjo

[Dan Snyder @Snyder_Dan]

@noonanjo @drjjoyner Trade down... trade DOWN? Winners don't trade DOWN. Top shelf or no shelf. Applesauce, Jerry Jones. #Redskins #Cowboys

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Tiki Barber out of retirement!? From an NFC East City - Check. Over the hill veteran, check. Fuck this, I'm signing him. To my studio.

[Dan Snyder @Snyder_Dan]

#Redskins fans -- should we introduce a terrible towel to FedEx field? I think I can get costs below $30 bucks a pop w/preferred membership.

[Dan Snyder @Snyder_Dan]

already traded away the picks! RT @RedskinsDieHard 2011 NFL Draft: 10 Players the # Redskins Should Be Targeting http://bit.ly/glIDLD

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A few #Redskins fans have raised concerns about price and quality of meat used in #FedEx field dogs. Two words, #puppybowl. #Snyder

[Dan Snyder @Snyder_Dan]

Hardest part of watching #SB45 is picking the next over-the-hill veteran to throw an obscene contract at. #Snyder #Redskins

[Dan Snyder @Snyder_Dan]

6-9k #SB45 fans without seats? You're such an amateur Jerry Jones! Refunding tix is for quitters. Real men countersue http://urlm.in/gxtz

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ALERT @DanSnyderCares is NOT the real Dan #Snyder. Dan Snyder most certainly does NOT care & will sue the shit out of you if say otherwise!

[Dan Snyder @Snyder_Dan]

I LAUGH at your legal defense fund. Profits from Six Fla- er... Johnny Rock -- er. #Redskins alone could bury you! @brfreed @alexbaca @wcp

[Dan Snyder @Snyder_Dan]

What's wrong is wrong. Speak out against exorbitant parking fees and you're an enemy of Breast Cancer awareness. #Snyder #Redskins

[Dan Snyder @Snyder_Dan]

RT @bennygil I would have no problem grilling #snyder | GRILLING?? Like JEWS during the HOLOCAUST? Anti-semite. SUED!

[Dan Snyder @Snyder_Dan]

Fair warning journos. @jaketapper once smarted off to me. Now Christiane Amanpour is hosting This Week. #Snyder #Redskins

[Dan Snyder @Snyder_Dan]

You're too cute to be a dirty reporter. Howd ya like to be a #Redskins ambassador sugah? RT @BMcHenryabc7 #snyder story http://tbd.ly/g1sh4o

[Dan Snyder @Snyder_Dan]

Deficit out of control? I'll fix this shit. Six Flags and Johnny Rockets to become official partners of US Treasury (TM, obvi) #Snyder

[Dan Snyder @Snyder_Dan]

@OzzieNewsome you can be black and antisemitic. F U, pay me!

[Dan Snyder @Snyder_Dan]

What's this shit about US selling UK's nuke secrets to the Russians? We didn't get a fucking dime out of the deal: http://urlm.in/gxla

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Apologize and deliver me a scalp! RT @redskinsbuzztap Daniel Snyder: 'All they had to do was apologize' http://buzztap.com/-34Kh1H