sophia

god of rock, thank you for giving us this chance to kick ass.

[sophia @so_phiasco]

"you eat less if you eat quality, healthy food!" yeah cause I don't fucking want to eat it

[sophia @so_phiasco]

"Just shut up for a second and eat your pretzel" @EmmaStoned68

[sophia @so_phiasco]

That's a triple find-out for one fuck-around

[sophia @so_phiasco]

When you're trying to do a bit but you're actually just correct

[sophia @so_phiasco]

Sometimes you just gotta get the soju sillies

[sophia @so_phiasco]

One of my favorite past times has gotta be putting on TV shows I know my bf doesn't care about and then leaving the room

[sophia @so_phiasco]

spaghetti catchyo peepee
@iamsarahcuda

[sophia @so_phiasco]

@iamsarahcuda @Aidan__Morris I wish I could dislike tweets

[sophia @so_phiasco]

The way feminism leaves my body when Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry comes on

[sophia @so_phiasco]

Bald men in white button downs are truly having their moment tonight

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i can’t make it tonight i’m hanging out disrespectfully with women in unstable places from my wild recent past

[sophia @so_phiasco]

My fav pair of jeans just became my fav pair of jorts. It's summertime babyyyyyy ☀️😎

[kush @kushd_]

when i say ive got that dog in me, this is what i mean

[𝔤𝔥 @ghdaaii]

behind every hot girl there is a deep history with the sims

[sophia @so_phiasco]

Suddenly being reminded at the age of 25 what it's like to be a fangirl 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[sophia @so_phiasco]

Oh, you can't play your drums because they're all sitting on the floor? Skill issue.
@iamsarahcuda

[sophia @so_phiasco]

These piña coladas are supposed to be on fire, right?
@iamsarahcuda

[sophia @so_phiasco]

Sinister Rennergies

[sophia @so_phiasco]

My Japanese porn octopi are FINE