bmo is phollanov maxxing

half fan acct half brain mushy ✨ (they/she/he - 23)

[bmo is phollanov maxxing @soapandbeans]

youre going to look at me and say that the cult of dionysus by the orion experience doesnt immediately make you want to go insane?

[aviv @vivmurdockk]

I wanna be famous in the way an ensemble member of a broadway show is famous

[bmo is phollanov maxxing @soapandbeans]

@CLlCKTK as someone who worked in management in a chain bookstore!! a lot of displays like this are a pre-set list of books decided by corporate and if you stray from it (and get caught) you will have to change it :/

[Vivian @suchnerve]

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[honeybee @gutstopia]

noticing how people only ever have a problem with corny media when it’s wlw but if a mlm media is cheesy it’s praised and gets more attention

[kat @queermediabait]

im not even joking im so happy that lesbians are getting corny ass media. the kissing booth franchise got three movies — first kill didn’t even get a second season. let sapphic media be non-revolutionary and unserious and a little bit bad!

[bmo is phollanov maxxing @soapandbeans]

@libraryguy09 @voxconlan I HAD THIS EXACT THOUGHT

[Indu @_induuu]

whenever someone posts their bookshelf or book pile, I go through each book because the rule is… I have to had read at least one thing in the picture. And if I haven’t read anything, then this person whose books I’m inspecting has “won” and that’s why I need to read everything

[georgia @adatarg]

i do not care what people making $7.25/hr are doing at work. the girl at the subway across from my clinic will be in the middle of her court mandated virtual AA meetings while making my sandwich and i dont caaaaaaare

[Sarah Dvojack @sarahdvojack]

Thank god there are so many pictures of him with bats

[sky ☁︎ nw: CCoD + tuc2! @polyzephyr]

the most jarring thing about watching ccod and the older ih seasons at the same time isn't the difference in their playing styles or the plot or even the game system, it's the evolution of murph's hair

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[sel @scoter_sel]

i hope one day I’m a butch lesbian making carne asada or burgers on the grill for my wife and our friends

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

this is a sensitive topic for me

[kida @kidasnow]

find your signature scent, read a lot of fiction, walk a lot, eat foods from different cuisines, try different coffee orders, buy overpriced teas, decorate your room, put saffron in your milk & wake up early

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i love saying my dick is hard when i don't even have one like yeah im spiritually bricked what about it

[ziggy #emitwt @butchesdontcry]

Yeah pretty much