How is it that in one generation a child spotted outside, without an adult, walking her dog is now so alarming as to prompt a police call? And how have we granted government agencies such immense... https://t.co/AOELvCOFXe
Me at 10yo: I want to be the best at everything
Me at 25yo: I want to be the best at one thing
Me at 35yo: I just want to be not shit at something, just anything please
@larryelder Family of 5 kids. Three bedrooms. One bathroom. No A/C. Dad got us an extra toilet (porta-potty outside) for a few years. Compared to many around us in the Ozarks, we had it good. Maybe I'm nuts, but I look back on it fondly.
So our HR department reached out to tell me they have literally no idea who I am. No record of me.
Celebrate my two year anniversary later this month. #TheBarstoolDifference