𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓮

Love Will Be Revealed

[𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓮 @soapylettuce]

She carseat on…. she give head seat on my car rest …. she car head…… she car on my seat till my head rests…… I’m working on it guys

[𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓮 @soapylettuce]

Sex hits different when you're in love

[𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓮 @soapylettuce]

Potential employers count your fucking days

[𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓮 @soapylettuce]

His great balls so fire they got me saying goodness gracious

[𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓮 @soapylettuce]

Taking adderall to go on instagram in a more productive way

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

sometimes i struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

Who yearns for a Gary (“Veep”) in their life?

[𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓮 @soapylettuce]

Being broke will have u thinking if only I didn't buy that peanut butter from whole foods in 2023

[danlet @evildanevil]

What happened to me medically this year cannot happen again

[𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓮 @soapylettuce]

So glad I'm just fat enough that wonem aren't scared of me. If I was any thinner women would be scared of me and that would just break my heart

[Agent 888 @Agent888488]

Words are like sheets that you throw over ghosts (ideas) so you can see them

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

I’m hardworking but not ambitious. Like a termite

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

My domineering parents set completely unattainable standards by telling me I should “do what makes me happy”. I envy my pampered diaspora friends, hothouse flowers afforded the simple metrics “become a lawyer”, “stop being gay”

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

how do you communicate to god that you've already been taught humility

[𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓮 @soapylettuce]

My frontal lobe developed a few years ago actually. And next year when I turn 25 I’ll be done developing another lobe in front of that one. And when Im 30 that’s when I can use both of them at once via the fluid

[𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓮 @soapylettuce]

I know music critics stopped paying attention to lyrics when certain openly queer artists rose to fame a few years ago but I would much prefer overly-confessional flowery lyrics to every cool sonically interesting new artist’s lyrics reading like sotce posts

[kathy @f4eth]

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being a creative boy or girl who loves to express yourself every day.