Feminist Soccer Mom

Minivans run on male tears

[Feminist Soccer Mom @soccermatriarch]

Your kids were surprised that J.K. Rowling is a woman? My kids were surprised that J.R. Tolkien wasn’t.

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I try my hardest to keep phallic images out of my kids’ life. For example, I have never purchased baby carrots.

[Feminist Soccer Mom @soccermatriarch]

I'm so #grateful that succeeding in my career has not gotten in the way of being a mother. Happy Mother's Day!

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@soccermatriarch even moms make typos 😕

[Feminist Soccer Mom @soccermatriarch]

Today I was doing open heart surgery and I almost got dostracted thinking about tomorrow's PTA meeting!

[Feminist Soccer Mom @soccermatriarch]

LOVE this idea! Where can I get some for Allie? http://t.co/1acGCEvawM

[Feminist Soccer Mom @soccermatriarch]

Planning my family’s summer vacations around where @HillaryClinton will be touring

[Feminist Soccer Mom @soccermatriarch]

I got Rebecca her first pantsuit today! Can’t wait to see her wear it at her 4th birthday party!

[Feminist Soccer Mom @soccermatriarch]

My husband and I both wear the pants in this relationship!

[Feminist Soccer Mom @soccermatriarch]

Abby and I love listening to “All About that Bass,” but I always remind her that the size of her booty can never determine her worth

[Feminist Soccer Mom @soccermatriarch]

Can't wait for my bookclub to start reading more @MargaretAtwood #feminism #wineandcheese

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I was so happy to stay home with the kids today while John was out at Zumba!

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My Pinterest is full of mason jar DIYs and Gloria Steinem quotes

[Feminist Soccer Mom @soccermatriarch]

I’m head coach and class mom this year #overcommitted

[Feminist Soccer Mom @soccermatriarch]

I didn’t repaint Johnny’s nursery when Jenny was born because I don’t subscribe to color-based gender stereotypes

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ok but the @soccermatriarch will literally be me as a mom

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My office building is so high I can see my kids’ elementary school all the way in the suburbs #noglassceilings #manyglasswindows