maxwell becoming

I am. this taxation. Born Highlander (Bosso). Live AC Milan.Mancity. All else is dust and air! Om shanti...

[maxwell becoming @sochiza]

@policytensor Way too early to make this conclusion.

[maxwell becoming @sochiza]

@0range_Country @Boluwatiiffee Yeah, but if the funds are stolen then it's proceeds of crime and the money is usually returned. Maybe case of a bad example, the analogy doesn't fit!

[PepTeam @PepTeam]

I want every single @ManCity fan to know I am here; more than ever. I am, always have been, always will, be behind my club, my owner, my chairman, Ferran, the players, staff, Enzo and you, our unique supporters.
Let me be clear: we will get through this together.
I love you all 🩵

[LB✌🏽 @Londonblue_2]

Skip to 3.25. Former Man City Chief Operating Officer Chris Bird says there is a story yet to come out...

[LB✌🏽 @Londonblue_2]

City really ought to have been investigated for playing this brand of football, it should be illegal to be this good…. 👀

[mmatigari @matigary]

As a law abiding citizen of Great Zimbabwe, I make sure I pay my taxes when they are due in terms of the law.

It came as a surprise when a few days ago, I got a call from ZIMRA.

“I am from the debtors department, you owe us $20,000.00 in taxes,” he said. “You need to pay up soon before we take measures to take the matter for prosecution,” he added, with a rather soft voice at odds with the underlying threat of prosecution.

“Based on my records, I owe you nothing, I pay all my taxes,” I defended myself.

“I suggest we meet for alignment. Our system reflects that you owe the government,” he suggested.

And so we met. At Kurima House - former Barclays Bank branch.

I had never been there since many years ago when I had a Barclays Bank current account, and the branch manager there had asked me to come and collect my Visa Electron card.

I must say that Zimra office looks well refurbished - nice paneling and partitions, etc. Good job.

We went through the tax records. In the end, he could not find exactly where the $20000 was coming from, though it was on the system.

“I can’t see how it’s coming about. I suggest you go to the TARMS office upstairs. They have a deeper access into the system,” he advised.

So upstairs we went. The office is on the 6th Floor. We found it after a bit of trouble with the elevators.

In the TARMs office, a few people sat in there, and it seems they have super-user access and deeper TARMS training.

“Please have a sit, I will be with you shortly. You are clients, we don’t want to keep you waiting”, one of them said pleasantly.

I must say that @MthuliNcube01, his deputy K. D. Mnangagwa, @GGuvamatanga & Zimra executive seem to have invested in customer services training at @Zimra_11. They have also invested a lot in digitizing Zimra.

After going through the system, he turned his computer screen and started explaining.

“You obviously paid what was due, and in accordance with your QPDs,” he said. “Exactly!” I jumped in. “However…” he proceeded, ignoring my gleeful interruption. “… Your Q3 and Q4 QPDs show a significantly higher income than the first two. So when you submit those QPDs, our system assumes you owe us money from the previous QPDs. In other words you under-declared. As a result, our system recalculates the previous QPDs at the higher income levels in the last quarter and deems that as owing, and applies interest on those amounts owing,” he explained.

“But that’s unfair,” I mused. How am I to know that Q4 income is going to be higher in January? I asked him.

He explained that it’s just how the tax system is designed. He acknowledged that many businesses tend to make more income in the last quarter because of business cycles, and fall into this situation.

Perhaps the government should review this situation as it can affect businesses as they will owe the government unnecessarily just because of business cycles. If you make more income in Q4, it’s unfair for that cycle to be retrospectively applied as debt owing plus interest.

I am sharing this because there is a chance you owe ZIMRA due to this kind of situation.

Read and learn.

[maxwell becoming @sochiza]

All from none but Keane himself...who would then go off to Celtic, where he only lasted one season...😂😂😂

[maxwell becoming @sochiza]

@baba_nyenyedzi 🤣🤣🤣

[maxwell becoming @sochiza]

@PerrySpurs @Footballtweet Hmm..the biggest teams during Keane's time were Juve, Milan, Barca, and Real. Don't recall any of those ever bidding for him. Becks' was driven more by commercial reasons - he actually struggled to get into the mdf 3 and was eventually shifted wide...

[Vuvu Videos @VideosVuvu]

The real king of the Jungle😂😂😂
#videosvuvu

[maxwell becoming @sochiza]

@Citizzy Anderson is just a typical Brit midfielder like Rice, Milner etc...all action, hardworking, pure athletes. Will almost always give you a 7/10...but nothing to raise your pulse. Bouaddi, on the other hand, with luck that's a Redondo reborn.

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Mahrez 🫠

#UCL

[maxwell becoming @sochiza]

@WillarShoko Don't think it should be about any profession tbh...it's about personal ethics and integrity

[maxwell becoming @sochiza]

@Blessing_Olivi Except those two la Liga teams have won big ears more times than the EPL teams combined...

[SriSathya @sathyashrii]

Who got 3 Cones is the winner 🏆🏆

[maxwell becoming @sochiza]

@Chris_G_Howard @barlowjacob I think it's more a Maresca thing...his teams seem to score and concede in equal measure. Remember that 4-4 when he was still at Chelsea...at some point it all crashes!

[maxwell becoming @sochiza]

Its not just a defense thing, it's Maresca ball. Remember that 4-4 when he was still at Chelsea? Yep...Maresca teams score and concede in equal measure...

[maxwell becoming @sochiza]

@DanisMCFC They haven't actually been counter attacking us though, have they...none of their chances came on the break - they actually carved through our defense and mid tbh...

[maxwell becoming @sochiza]

@City_Xtra Surviving on luck and individual brilliance...😏

[maxwell becoming @sochiza]

@IsThisThingOn05 @City_Xtra Nunes is fine...our mid is non-existent. Leffe been excellent for Sunderland...