Shyane

This is where I’m gunna put all my funny stories so I don’t forget :) enjoy!

[Shyane @socialscarlette]

@KingTunde_SZN 56 upside down

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[Shyane @socialscarlette]

@meishato I'm thinking Indonesia or thailand... 😅

[Shyane @socialscarlette]

If a guy cums in a hot tub, does it cook like egg drop soup? #AskingForAFriend #sorrynotsorry #WeirdQuestionsForGoogle #JustWondering #cooking #Follow

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@kami_mwansa #justdoit you won’t regret it

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So I realized I made up a new thing. I asked a guy who I didn’t really wanna fuck If I could just #starfish it 🤣😂

[Shyane @socialscarlette]

Is it #creepy that I watch my hands wash themselves

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I write weird stuff in my #notes on my phone when I’m #drunk I wrote the word #demoralized yea cuz #sober me really was gunna know what that meant.

[Shyane @socialscarlette]

Don’t talk to me unless you have frenchfries..

[Shyane @socialscarlette]

If I were in a #horrorfilm I’d be the one eating your face

[Shyane @socialscarlette]

You know how they say you eat spiders when you sleep. Well what if a poisonous one bit you on the way down and you had no idea why your esophagus swelled up and you died a slow painful death. #horriblewaystodie #spiders

[Shyane @socialscarlette]

@zet_zw Blinker fluid?

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#friendswithbenefits ? No I’m just a #friendfucker we do it once every 6 Years 🤣😂

[Shyane @socialscarlette]

Staying at my #mother s house and forgetting to go grocery shopping means I just ate a #chickennugget #sandwich 🤷🏻‍♀️ #betterthenstarving #homesweethome

[Shyane @socialscarlette]

So.. who wants to go to #disneyland with me and die there so I can have lifetime passes? #sorrynotsorry good news you can haunt Disneyland forever :)

[Shyane @socialscarlette]

You can’t replace #cheesecake with a #potato #justsaying

[Shyane @socialscarlette]

#Boss : are you on drugs?
#me : you and I both know you do not pay me enough to have a drug problem. #work #serverlife

[Shyane @socialscarlette]

If you were a garden, I’d be the Hoe #PickupLines

[Shyane @socialscarlette]

Taking names and ruining lives ❤️🤷🏻‍♀️