(¯´•._.• ľїľ' ỶαώġmŏŧЋ •._.•´¯)

Magic The Gathering player. Full stack developer. Part-time kick-boxing. I wear Crocs with socks.

[(¯´•._.• ľїľ' ỶαώġmŏŧЋ •._.•´¯) @sockcrocker]

GRANDE @potajitoweno

[(¯´•._.• ľїľ' ỶαώġmŏŧЋ •._.•´¯) @sockcrocker]

@kirschensoda a jugar riftbound

[🍓🍓🍓 @iruletheworldmo]

it is genuinely psychotic that we dug up literal primordial dirt, scrubbed it down to an impossible 99.9999999999% molecular perfection that violates the very laws of physics, handed it over to techno-wizard necromancers to stretch into flawless geometric god-cylinders, blasted it with invisible uv death-rays to carve ten quadrillion microscopic cyber-sigils into its flesh, trapped actual lightning inside of it, and somehow birthed an omniscent eldritch deity capable of simulating the universe and thinking faster than a billion human civilizations combined.

and our grand, supreme purpose for this enslaved lightning-god?

sending "per my last email, please see attached" to a guy named gary.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Underground Beyblade leagues have started to appear in tattoo shops, parks, and malls across Asia

One tattoo parlor in Hong Kong has even started closing early to host community tournaments

[Carolyn Wang 凯伦 @caro_irl]

tcg players be like aw damn i almost got you i just needed this impossible sequence of twenty things to happen in this precise order and for you to misplay in the most grievous way possible and I would've won

[Silly Lil' Kreechure @Krenbot_]

Giovanni sitting around the team rocket base with that fuckass persian

[Camille RSP ۞ @eEnder]

lo de la kaisa esa en magic no pasa. las promos no valen nada

[Extra Combat @xtracombatphase]

I am not exaggerating when I say that this a more interesting magic card to me then anything in the Marvel set and it is not even close.

[Rebecca 🦑 @barelyRebecca]

It costs the same amount of money to make tournament promos that look like this

[Akuma @Akumabat]

After the ending of the Boys
Hughie realized that superheroes need to go through proper education to go out in the field so he created a school for them a sort of academia for heroes
...a hero academia

[(¯´•._.• ľїľ' ỶαώġmŏŧЋ •._.•´¯) @sockcrocker]

@PiemontiAndrea

[(¯´•._.• ľїľ' ỶαώġmŏŧЋ •._.•´¯) @sockcrocker]

la oveja piensa "dale The Hand a prime joseph joestar"
el lobo piensa "dale Heaven's Door a prime joseph joestar"
el león piensa "dale Jailhouse Lock a prime joseph joestar"

[(¯´•._.• ľїľ' ỶαώġmŏŧЋ •._.•´¯) @sockcrocker]

@Mag0marc En que momento si el camión tiene más dificultad de paso

[ignacio martinez @NacioMartinez]

this is going to sound sarcastic but it’s not. it feels reassuring to see a Magic content creator be actively hostile toward Commander.

[(¯´•._.• ľїľ' ỶαώġmŏŧЋ •._.•´¯) @sockcrocker]

@Mag0marc claro que es interesante, es de las mejores pelis que hay. Además tiene fama de violenta por la epoca que salió, hoy en día has visto cosas más violentas 100% seguro

[(¯´•._.• ľїľ' ỶαώġmŏŧЋ •._.•´¯) @sockcrocker]

@Mag0marc claro que tiene sentido, la peli va de las consecuencias de dedicarse a la violencia sin motivo y como evoluciona la sociedad alrededor de eso

[stub. @stubed_toe]

LOOK OUT LIL GERMAN BOY

Lil german boy: oh mein gott zis registeel ist cocken blasten !!

[angie❤️‍🔥😶‍🌫️🪷🪬🍉🌻🧋🍁 @st00perduck]

A professor at Harvard walked into his classroom holding a fresh hot Hamburger. He asked to the class, "who among you would say that this famous sandwich constitutes an Unhealthy dinner?" the students laughed nervously, and every student put up their hands in agreement,