lately (the past 5 years) i have felt like that scene in minions where theyre starving in the boat and they start looking like bananas to eachother but instead its me with everything looking like shinbaku and monokiri
all the other couples having surface level convos or just talking about drama while trinity and bryce are doing deep cuts like did you have an ugly phase as a child this is why they're my ship
her saying she’s not a girls girl cause if you’re a real ass woman you wouldn’t need to announce that to the world… MELANIE WE’RE TAKING YOU TO THE FINALS
been rewatching ted lasso and ilya rozanov jamie tartt subplot where he goes on love is blind during the off season and asks the girls if they have freckles or dark hair #subtle#hesannoying
I’m not bending over, I’m not bending over and coughing, I’m not bending over and touching my toes, I’m not performing obscure sexual acrobats for you sexual deviants who happen to be big fans. It’s My Birthday, how about, for Shane’s Birthday, we all behave, okay?