sockmonkeylove

Twitter is like drive by socializing. That's about all I have the attention span for now anyway. Trying to turn a purple state blue.

[sockmonkeylove @sockmonkeylove9]

How does George Santos exist yet I’m over here in the corner paralyzed with imposter syndrome. #GeorgeSantosDragQueen #GeorgeSantosMustResign #GeorgeSantos

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Five years ago @MarkHamill liked my comment and it was the best day of my life. And I’ve had kids. Still better. #TheForceIsWithMe #StarWars

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Trump suggesting the FBI planted evidence is evidence in and of itself that he’s committed crimes. There’s some shady shit there. #TrumpTreason #MarALago #FBISearchWarrant

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@MalcolmNance @booeyman32 @POTUS @JakeSullivan46 @RepAdamSchiff This didn’t age well.

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Discussing the general state of suck the world’s in I said to my son I feel guilty about having kids. Without a beat he chuckled and said “you should, this isn’t really working out for me” and walked away.

Well played, sir.

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please think long and hard before you build anything in Texas @Samsung #BoycottTexas

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Almost caught up on @SmartLess and I just feel like I want to do a geek out movie fest and eat tuna sandwiches with @SeanHayes.

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“Your mother’s a whore” is now a part of the official congressional record.
What a time to be alive.
#InsurrectionHasConsequences #CapitolRiot

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@cindorella @JeffreyToobin I was like a 12 year old boy and couldn't stop laughing as she sat and described it all.

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@QuintForgey @JeffreyToobin I am just not sure why he's having to go on a tour of shame for the act?? The Zoom part was an accident so does masturbating now call for apologies shame for the act alone??

[sockmonkeylove @sockmonkeylove9]

Why the hell does @JeffreyToobin have to say he was a bad person for masturbating? He didn't mean it to be on zoom, so yeah, that part sucked, but are we now all monsters for for flying solo?

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

They filibustered the truth.

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I don't have a hookup @Glade so Imma make a desperate please on Twitter: please make sky and sea salt a part of the regular lineup. It's like a warm day at the beach in the middle of Arizona.

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@OfVvhores @PoppyHarlowCNN Dude. It’s not the argument. It’s the response to the invalid argument of being “a nation of freedoms” as a reason to do nothing. There’s tons of valid arguments to ban these weapons, none of which my original comment was making.

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@PoppyHarlowCNN great interview w/congressman. Next time someone tells you we are a nation of freedoms remind them they come with limitations. We accept we can’t own machine guns or nuclear weapons so there is literally no difference when talking about limiting the AR15.

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Did @RonJohnsonWI really just blame the police for turning pro-police protesters into violent insurgents?? #RiotRon #SenateHearIngs #InsurrectionHasConsequences

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@LindseyGrahamSC You're just a joke. I wish someone would play all the horrible and true things you said about Trump back in the primary on a loop outside your house at all hours of every day for the rest of your life.

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