sonny

ill post my art… for a price | adult | he/him

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

if you’re unemployed you’re legally required to start running in the direction of the amber alert

[plush @plushiescringe]

#phm You know who you are.

[berdelle🔛🔝twin🥹❤️‍🩹💯 @_goldshott]

who the hell put sans dry humping a pillow on my tl

[dogpoasting @evilsockz]

I’m naturally jumpy and my wife gets mad at video games and punches the desk and it scares me every time

[somie 🍉 @smbdylsss]

Orpheus and Eurydice and Orpheus and Eurydice
#deltarune #krusie comic (1/5)

[坂本龍 @sungbinhwang02]

@Radiati0nal

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

showing siri my birthmark

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

more like corpse idiot just kidding

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

blue cold chili peppers just kidding

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

my bro got attacked by a little person at buc ee’s and he almost died

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

saying i’m corpse husband at auto zone

[Errai @errai]

Showing my barber an infrared photo of him sleeping in his bed

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

gonna be weird about intimacy later if u wanna come over and sit a respectable distance apart

[rubykittenlover @rubykittenlover]

you will not fucking believe what they say