Sweet Potato Joe

Little League All-Star First Baseman. Gummy Multi-Vitamin Advocate. Three Time Paper-Cut Survivor. My Wife Clips My Toenails.

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@martinez_clips A white person saves the white child and a black person saves the black child because of the increase in the probability of each one being family. This extends over time and location.

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@pokerbluffsgirl Nobody cares.

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@whitesox Pride is one of the seven deadly sins.

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@ThePosieParker @Nigel_Farage All talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk.

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@grahamformaine Who was your favorite outside the obvious? Eichmann? Goebbels? Göring? Maybe Himmler??

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@grahamformaine The logic of the left. Call everyone who isn't a Nazi a Nazi then support an actual Nazi. Truly fascinating.

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@Notwokenow Where'd Grandma get the crazy pants?

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@TonesOfMusic Tool

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@JordanBVide0s I'd be slightly embarrassed if my argument centered around someone's fashion choices but you do you, kiddo.

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@DefiantLs I thought pride was about celebrating men getting feces on their penises? Did I receive the wrong memo?

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There is nothing funnier than watching a douchebag college baseball outfielder decked out in all the nonsense like necklaces, sunglasses, face paint, compression undershirt and earring doff a routine flyball.

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@TalkinBaseball_ Such a weird flex. The forced public acknowledgement that you should feel a sense of pride for getting fecal matter on your penis but hey...you do you.

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@bruce_barrett What is this obsession with the forced public display supporting men being able to put their penises into the rectum of another man and how is that something to be proud of? I'm genuinely confused.

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@jessmargera I don't consider myself MAGA but the revamped Whopper from Burger King has noticeably improved.

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@paleochristcon @Timcast All cats are black. Which cat specifically is black? All of them. Which one is black? You don't know all cats are black? Okay...name one that's black. Muffy is black. No, Muffy is gray. Why are you pretending all cats aren't black?

Win!

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@barstoolsports @mostlysports @BFW @barstoolchicago @VivaLaStool @EBoKnowss @TJHitchings @RealCGriff @TBob53 Nobody cares and the rest of the league is wondering why it took so long to flee from that "place".

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@Rach4Patriarchy When strong people can't offer better arguments they take the L, recoup and sharpen their argument. When weak people can't offer better arguments they invariably fall back into personal attacks. None of this should be a surprise being that Spencer falls into the latter category

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@ChrisMWilliams Who in their right mind WOULDN'T run as fast as they can out of Chicago?

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@DefiantLs Who are these dudes?

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@TexasTechSB Can't shake hands?