Sarah Connor

Comedian. Quiet satirist.

[Sarah Connor @sococoke]

I get it now. Pete Townshend not allowed to sing lead in The Who —> Pete smashes guitars on stage —> Later releases ‘Let my Love Open the Door’ solo —> confirms Who made correct choice.

[Sarah Connor @sococoke]

I won’t be paying X for freedom of speech, so I thank you all for your ears. Keep listening and laughing!

[Sarah Connor @sococoke]

My ability to curl my own hair style is limited to the reign of Charles the 1st or 2nd.

[Sarah Connor @sococoke]

love,,, MOM!!!!!!!

[Sarah Connor @sococoke]

Remember when we had a George W. Bush ‘Quote a Day’ calendar? Those were the days.

[Sarah Connor @sococoke]

Someone remind me what was so bad about Warren G. Harding again?

[Sarah Connor @sococoke]

“Pube-doodler”. New favorite label. Thank you, Colbert.

[Sarah Connor @sococoke]

I’m sorry, I thought something was supposed to happen when a citizen’s actions presented a danger to himself or others.

[Sarah Connor @sococoke]

I think Hell probably is more of a dry heat.

[Sarah Connor @sococoke]

The Kennedy curse has just been passed on to the American people.

[Courtney Collins @Ms_Courtney_C]

It’s the third annual FolksCon this weekend! 100 people coming to Madison from all over the world to celebrate Beer and Board Games with us. So excited to see these fabulous people who watch and support the show!

[Sarah Connor @sococoke]

Liability? Or intangible asset?

[Beer and Board Games @beerandboard]

One of the four of us was a major liability in this game 😂😂 https://t.co/Ay8WijdIE9

[Sarah Connor @sococoke]

Back on @beerandboard making a total a$$ of myself and/or having a cartoon-related mini-stroke: https://t.co/9a2eZdOilY

[Beer and Board Games @beerandboard]

Tonight is Star Trek night on Beer and Board Games! With guests Sarah Connor and Tony Mayer. Expect costumes and chaos! #StarTrek https://t.co/uTtXFXeX4a

[Sarah Connor @sococoke]

It’s a night of Star Trek-themed games this Saturday at 6pm on @beerandboard and ooh boy am I excited. Who shall I dress up as? Watch live: https://t.co/L87ZA0c2eO

[Sarah Connor @sococoke]

Nowadays when I dance, all my joints are popping and locking. #isthatnoisecomingfromyou

[Sarah Connor @sococoke]

@beerandboard What is said is true. My Riker commemorative plate is magnificent.

[Sarah Connor @sococoke]

@mrjasonstephens @beerandboard Maybe 6 years??? Yikes!

[Sarah Connor @sococoke]

Excited to be back on @beerandboard Games tomorrow kicking off lucky season 13! Watch live at 6pm at https://t.co/3hxJ98pY2Y

[Beer and Board Games @beerandboard]

2023 here we come