Socrates

Just an old Greek fellow who likes asking the world questions...

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@EJShone93 @secondmentions Peter Thiel as 'the celebrated techie'.

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@uniofleicester The University of Leicester should know all about taking the piss.

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@WhoScored Curtis Jones

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@ExpectedChelsea @Umair__CFC @GoldbergCFC I've pinged Private Eye with the (admittedly circumstancial) evidence I can find.

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@Nigel_Farage Judeo-Christian values like... royal decrees expelling all Jews from England for 350 years.

https://t.co/llUDcwfuSw

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@Heccles94 Nice handwriting.

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@ChicagoDmitry Eghbali can't get an erection to be fair

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@MichaelRosenYes Sorry to lose you, brother. The forces of history will compel me to confect an analysis of Chocolate Cake, which will argue something like 'it's a metaphor for killing all the Europeans', but deep down inside... I'll know the truth.

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@gerardtbaker Only when referring to Tories on the internet.

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@AaronBastani Whenever I see stats like this I always wonder about the oddities: who are the 3% of 2024 Green voters who thought 'fuck this, I'm voting Tory next time'?

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Good morning!

Decided to kick off 2026 by getting back to writing.

For the @LRB I wrote about our morally bankrupt political and media ecosystem.

The working title for this piece was “All Our Politicians Are Fucking Idiots”

RTs appreciated

https://t.co/wVB2TitOuC

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@judeinlondon @LRB This is superb, thank you.

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@KarlTurnerMP I dare say that even outside of Parliament, he still has a fairly sizeable soapbox he can avail himself of.

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@LozzaFox

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@RobertJenrick Your one identifiable trait is being a inauthentic weasel with no loyalty or redeeming qualities and it turns out you can't even do that competently. You are that bad at your job that you managed to stand out as noticeably inept in the current Tory shadow cabinet.

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@siennamarla Announce Mandelson

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@BBCNewsPR Very sorry to hear that, Amol has been a real pleasure to listen to. I love his enthusiasm for basically every single thing he encounters. Best of luck to him.

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@DanTheManF1 @richardajkeys Imagine being more of a cunt than Andy Townsend. Reprehensible.

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@RupertLowe10

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@FrankKhalidUK Maka, Kanté, Mikel.