soda cracker

i just want the thilo oerke vision 2000 streophonic hi-fi system

[soda cracker @soda_crackerr]

have to do a very important errand: go outside and buy mini m&m’s

[Goldie (rhysell emmy manager) @lumonglow]

Widow’s Bay residents:

[soda cracker @soda_crackerr]

this pet shop is playing birthday sex on speakers😭😭

[soda cracker @soda_crackerr]

grab driver is joking about kidnapping me and my sister for 1mill each…umm…😭???

[soda cracker @soda_crackerr]

what does it mean when my 8-week old puppy won’t watch bluey but will watch severance

[sofia @kihyunoi]

nathan fielder but he adds the backrooms to the set of the rehearsal

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

the lion should probably start concerning itself

[soda cracker @soda_crackerr]

why is everyone at amalfi coast

[soda cracker @soda_crackerr]

listened to the new katseye song and found out that alice longyu gao is one of the writers, that makes sense

[soda cracker @soda_crackerr]

what do you mean the use of the em dash is now being associated with chat gpt??🫠🫠🫠

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

This means there’s a Waluigi Mangione who works in private equity

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

pickle enjoyment gap relationship

[erika @yeeeerika]

how many two-factor authentications until i reach enlightenment

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

Everyone at Yale is starting a band now…🗣️we need more lawyers and investment bankers‼️‼️ 😭

[Jhay @jhayusb]

sorry i didnt text you back i have writers block

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

Found his father was actually his crush’s little brother, the same crush who happens to be his aunt and his baby mama and sworn rival in the future.

He never stood a chance.

[brett @sconcegonk]

Delicatessen would be such a cute name for a non-binary baby

[soda cracker @soda_crackerr]

can’t decide if i should work on my thesis or fake my own death