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Wilted. 25 // Ⓥ✡︎☭// she/her/it
IG: @/sialudwig

[salvia🕷️ @sodiumchild]

ummmmm yes

[salvia🕷️ @sodiumchild]

I see people saying this all the time and I just wanna know what bars ur going to that don't have menus? even my shittiest local dive has a chalk board

[𝔰𝔫𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔟𝔞𝔦𝔱 @3nuffpup]

um can someone explain why bars don’t have like a menu why is everything secret and ur just supposed to know ?how are you supposed to know ?

[salvia🕷️ @sodiumchild]

it's not any less humiliating to be the server at a place like this

[tater tot @parakeetnebula]

I hate “small plates” restaurants. The waiter always starts their pitch with “how hungry are you?” And it’s like...what do you think? I’m an American at a restaurant. The answer is “offensively hungry.” I came here to eat until I’m ashamed of myself.

[josh! @queersocialism]

the amount of times i’ve seen a nationwide “strike”/“boycott” called for the last couple years and i do 5 minutes of digging trying to find out who’s organizing it and realize it’s just some big instagram account with access to canva

[salvia🕷️ @sodiumchild]

unfortunately this is me

[Tanning Salon Don @TheSalonDon]

This is a 27 year old unemployed adult looking for a job

Not sure what her “Winter Break” is from

[salvia🕷️ @sodiumchild]

omfg I'm getting so annoyed that I'm actually tweeting again
it's almost as if different people can have different interpretations of a movie!!!!!

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

I really don’t think this movie is as cynical as a lot of you seem to insist that it is

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

[csz @cszabla]

ofc modern nighthawks is a chain cafe with someone looking at their phone alone

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

The waitress just said “who’s thirsty” as she refilled my water and then spilled it everywhere

[Eli @rats7]

one of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud ass noise in the middle of the night

[salvia🕷️ @sodiumchild]

relevant again

[salvia🕷️ @sodiumchild]

the most shocking thing about the Ghislaine verdict is that her name is not actually pronounced Jizz Lane

[Kat Coffin Author @KatinOxford]

Me at ChatGPT:

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

how it feels to invite people to your birthday party

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Remember:
Indica, IndicAAAHH I’M SCARED MAN
Sativa, SativAAAAAA IM FREAKING OUT

[salvia🕷️ @sodiumchild]

my ex responding "nice" to a painting I spent 30 hours was actually one of my final straws 🤠

[Vivid Void @vividvoid]

Can't understand people who are nonchalant about their partner's creations.
If someone I'm dating has a band, a book, a podcast, whatever, I'm 100% there. Their biggest fan. First in line to buy it. Don't even care what it's about - it's THEIRS. Inject that shit into my veins.

[salvia🕷️ @sodiumchild]

@yypuos someone in my class used ChatGPT to write his WHOLE ARTIST STATEMENT

[salvia🕷️ @sodiumchild]

@DiscussingFilm Used to be 7 minutes at the Arclight🥲 rip