Craig Mitchell

[Craig Mitchell @sofascot]

@PauseScreenMC @Battlefield It does works but some community servers maybe suck

[Craig Mitchell @sofascot]

@PauseScreenMC @Battlefield Joined a server, four immediate deaths in a row

[Craig Mitchell @sofascot]

@Battlefield I have purchased and cannot play

[Craig Mitchell @sofascot]

@StagecoachEScot @tlovechocolate So i used to get the x52 from David’s Crescent stop in Dunfermline to the Queensferry Street stop in Edinburgh. As that service has now been cancelled the alternative is to get the 5 from The Paddock to Ferrytoll and then the x55 into same point in Edinburgh.

[Craig Mitchell @sofascot]

@StagecoachEScot so the x52 got cancelled, as a service, and Stagecoach announced that service would be maintained as a £7 return via the 5 to Ferrytoll and x55 on Saturday be ticket. This worked yesterday but this morning I’m now clutching a £7 ticket to FERRYTOLL,

[Craig Mitchell @sofascot]

@MojangStatus Hold up; so iOS, Xbox and Windows can access but only if they haven’t upgraded. And Xbox doesn’t usually get a choice. while Switch is popular I doubt it’s 70%, so you’re basically saying 70% of people could, if they ignore prompts to update. Noted.

[Craig Mitchell @sofascot]

@MojangStatus Still Fetching Realms…

[Craig Mitchell @sofascot]

@MojangStatus Fetching realms…

[Craig Mitchell @sofascot]

@MojangStatus So I finally got in, and it seems a bit “flat”. Xbox bedrock edition, used to have a teeny bit more polish but not anymore

[Craig Mitchell @sofascot]

@StagecoachEScot The one that is scheduled to go past Duloch Park, David Crescent at 07:20

[Craig Mitchell @sofascot]

@StagecoachEScot does your bus driver for the x52 not know the route? There are no roadworks or other blockages but he just went down aberdour road and away from 3 customers left standing. This is not the first time either.

[Craig Mitchell @sofascot]

@StagecoachEScot It’s literally just happened again: the 17:50 went past the Queensferry stop at 17: 44 so I had to get on the X55 which means a mile and a half walk home

[Craig Mitchell @sofascot]

@StagecoachEScot I just got on the X52 to Dunfermline, the one that’s scheduled to pass end of Princes St at 16:50. I had to run to get on it at 16:42 - I wonder how many people got there in good time but we’re left waiting for another half hour!

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

THE 26 LAWS OF BREXIT

1. Brexit means Brexit

2. Put 3 Brexiters in a room, and they will emerge with 4 versions of Brexit.

3. The 2016 referendum represents the largest democratic mandate ever. It just does, ok. (The turnout in the Scottish referendum and in many past GEs, and the total number of votes cast in the 1992 GE don't count.)

4. 17.4 million people represent a majority of an electorate of 46,500,001, and of a population of 65 million.

5. "Will of the People" is the equivalent of QED at the end of a scientific proof.

6. If Brexit's not succeeding, it's because you're not believing hard enough.

7. All the following are working together to block the One True Brexit: Remainers, judges, Labour, most Tories, MPs in general, the Lords, the royal family, mass media, experts, economists, the woke, business leaders, foreign firms, facts, stats, reality, the EU, did I mention the EU?, oh and the EU of course!

8. What do experts know? They only have knowledge and experience to go by.

9. It is impossible to predict the future because it hasn't happened yet.

10. A prediction that doesn't come true is a lie.

11. Irish border? Just a red line on a map, innit.

12. Eton- and Oxford-educated millionaires and hedge fund owners are bound to want exactly the same from Brexit as the average person in Britain.

13. Democracy is dead if we have a second referendum, especially if we lose it.

14. We can time travel back to the good bits of 1975 by leaving the EU.

15. The best way to ingratiate ourselves with our largest European trading partner is to keep mentioning the war. If it's good enough for Basil Fawlty...

16. The less you understand Brexit, the more you are obliged to talk about it in military terms.

17. Pointing out that demographic changes since the referendum favour Remain is exactly the same as wishing old people dead. Heck, why not just go the whole hog and kill them yourself?

18. The EU's such a weak, failing institution, it will collapse if someone blows in its general direction.

19. The EU are brutish bullies who do nothing but boss us around, and dictate terms.

20. Our reality is better than your reality, because ours is British.

21. Every time you deny Brexit, a unicorn dies. Murderer!

22. International law is more of a suggestion.

23. No matter what version of Brexit gets implemented, it will never be the Brexit you voted for.

24. Lies become true if you shout them loud enough (flecks of spittle add to the veracity).

25. Whatever your political allegiance, the BBC is biased against you.

26. One day, we'll all be dead.

[Craig Mitchell @sofascot]

@StagecoachEScot What about the x52? I’ve stood waiting since 7:10 and two of them have failed to appear, no update on site

[Craig Mitchell @sofascot]

@StagecoachEScot where’s the x52?

[Craig Mitchell @sofascot]

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[Craig Mitchell @sofascot]

@ATVIAssist Another playlist update and my Xbox One X is back to switching off in the MP menu. Having just bought the game for quite a bit and the battle pass that isn’t great.

[Craig Mitchell @sofascot]

@ATVIAssist Xbox one x switches off every time I go into multiplayer since s4 dropped. Doesn’t happen on any other game, and it gives a warning about ventilation despite free standing and dust free. It did this once or twice in s3 but now 4/4.

[Craig Mitchell @sofascot]

@edintravel After a one hour delay finally get past the lights and there are no workmen present