Thank you @realDonaldTrump for doing what no other president has been willing or capable of doing. This is a historic first step in what I trust will be just one of many.
Thank you for taking on the swamp to make this release happen. You are the president of the people!
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My pastor just got back from some big meeting.
He looked shook. Started crying at the pulpit. Saw him out back earlier burning bibles and yelling something about lizards and "loosh?" 🤷
@txrrxstrxxl I’ve heard him say it multiple times, here’s a Reddit thread though that talks about it and has a link to him discussing it w Jesse michels: https://t.co/a4NFjWh4Pr
Top Disaster Response Official Claims He Teleported to a Waffle House.
FEMA's Gregg Phillips says he has experienced multiple "scary" episodes of sudden teleportation. The activist turned high-ranking FEMA official Gregg Phillips has a problem. Sometimes he finds himself “teleporting” into ditches, or even into a Waffle House. (Called drinking problem...)
CNN reports that Phillips spoke “on multiple podcasts” about being teleported against his will, which he has described as “evil.” As director of the Office of Response and Recovery, Phillips oversees billions in funds, and is deeply involved in rapid response efforts in the aftermath of disasters.
“Teleporting is no fun,” Phillips said last year. “It’s no fun because you don’t really know what you’re doing. You don’t really understand it, it’s scary, but yet so real. And you know it’s happening but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. And wow, what just an incredible adventure it all was.”
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Trump is getting so close to triggering Armageddon with his suicidal war that he's accidentally summoned a bunch of interdimensional Sasquatches to observe and report back to the Galactic Federation, we're cooking with gas now.