Sofia DiPaolo

If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates.

[Sofia DiPaolo @sofiadp127]

“That is legit, 100% paranormal activity”

[Sofia DiPaolo @sofiadp127]

Why is the Victorious theme song playing on repeat in my head rn

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to my friends, @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris — our next President and Vice President of the United States.

[Sofia DiPaolo @sofiadp127]

I couldn’t be more proud to be an American 🇺🇸

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

get in loser, we’re fixing america

[Sofia DiPaolo @sofiadp127]

Ray: “ I was the cutest boy on the block....it wasn’t a very big block and I was the only boy but I was still the cutest”

[Sofia DiPaolo @sofiadp127]

Me: I wanna do something dramatic
Ray: dramatic?? Uhhh we can go to ihop?

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self.

Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

One month until Election Day. Let’s do this, America.

[Sofia DiPaolo @sofiadp127]

DON’T PLAY WITH ME

[One Direction @onedirection]

Tomorrow! You and me got a whole lot of history #10YearsOf1D

[Colby @ColbyBrock]

stop pulling my heart strings 1D

[Sofia DiPaolo @sofiadp127]

You ever so tired that you’re not tired? Cause same

[Sofia DiPaolo @sofiadp127]

Did I just hear a blink 182 song used in a bmw commercial....?

[Sofia DiPaolo @sofiadp127]

Don’t be a fucktard and just wear a fucking face mask

[Sofia DiPaolo @sofiadp127]

When this is all over idk how I’m gonna go back to wearing a bra everyday lol

[Sofia DiPaolo @sofiadp127]

Told my mom about the first sea turtle nest that was found in the 2020 season and she goes: “I hope they don’t get the corona” 🙄

[*moesha’s diary music* @TaayTayMonae]

Grandpa Lou never told a lie.

[HunterJ @_hunter_j3]

“Opening up America Again” when the curve is just beginning to flatten is like stopping your prescribed antibiotics because you started to feel better

[Robert Irwin @RobertIrwin]

Walking my sister down the aisle was one of the most special moments of my life❤️
Bindi you’re the most amazing sister and friend, always there for me through it all & I couldn’t be happier you found Chandler. & Chandler, I’m so happy to welcome you into our family as my brother