sofia(:

good at arguing, expensive, difficult. rn in training, covered in dog hair, medicated most days

[Camila @camizuluagag]

Todavía tiene el cordón umbilical pegado y ellos ya estaban pensando en publicarlo. Insisto, Black Mirror nunca fue ficción.

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

Every celebrity that pretended to love being fat is on Ozempic

[Richard Cheese @dickcheese999]

for those who didnt believe me

[Caitlin Francis @MrsCMFrancis]

When my sister was postpartum in the winter, she got herself this cutie little yeti. When she would go to bed, she would make sure it was full of hot chocolate and on her nightstand. Then when she woke up to feed her baby, she would have this beautiful little hot chocolate treat waiting for her. She said she actually went to bed looking forward to those night feedings.

[BrainyAct @amariatyliyahh]

Why do yall treat PTO like fckn treasure or gold, use that shit for WHATEVER 😭

[goma @soigomaa]

Is that not the job of a life guard? To guard lives

[sarah @heavenbrat]

i hope july is sweet on all of us and brings everything we’ve been wanting and more

[sarah @heavenbrat]

may you leave places and people you’ve outgrown and gravitate towards the things that allow you to become a more better you

[sarah @heavenbrat]

may you stay kind even when others have not

[K a y l a 🖤 LLC🕊️ @filmpxrk]

Would’ve done better on hbo max tbh

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

I’m tired of people acting like someone’s life matters less because they weren’t an American on paper. He spent 35 years here, raised three American children, and built his life in Houston. He was an American in every way that mattered.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Nice way to make a million

[𝑔𝒾𝓇𝓁𝓈 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓊𝓉𝓎🎀 @GirlsBeautyy519]

may this find every girl that sees this post 🫶🏾🎀

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱 @celestialbe1ng]

The girl who climbed the Empire State Building. Infinite. Unfathomable. Aura.

[mary queen of thots🍉 @txbamxnmicxh_s]

I’m actually kinda sad we never got to see Hannah after the first Toy Story film. She was such a diva with her cunty bob and tea parties.

[hanni 🧡 @hannahluvsdean]

Whenever parents are like “we don’t do character clothing” I’m like ok you don’t have to wear it but it’s wild to me that if your child requests a bluey shirt you’re gonna say no just bc you don’t like the aesthetic??

[Cinna @blazyjai]

Everything is literally worse

[b ☀️🌻❤️‍🔥 @bailey_ridgway]

seeing my mom bestie AND bf of 8 years all at the jeweler together…. i feel like something is happening🫢

[Corby Davidson @corbydavidson]

Ok. I can’t believe this just happened. My kid is sitting in a beach chair with his hand casually in the sand, & suddenly goes “oh my god look.” He pulls up a girls wedding band. It says “April 16, 2016 I love you.” This was gone FOREVER until now. Seagrove, Fla…Find this lady!

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

MENTAL ILLNESS