Dustin Asham

Husband, Father, Pastor, General Cool Guy, Lizard Wizard Hopeful.

[Dustin Asham @sofiyatt913]

Items for youth tonight: 50ft. of rope and blindfolds. I don't feel sketchy at all. #youthmin

[Dustin Asham @sofiyatt913]

I giggle 100% of the time I hear people say "We do do that," or something like that. #haha #doodoo #im12 #💩

[Dustin Asham @sofiyatt913]

Saw Rogue One again last night. All I can say is: what does the blue milk taste like? #blueberrymilkshake

[Dustin Asham @sofiyatt913]

@VorpalJason should have capitalized on the use of "Hithertofore"

[Dustin Asham @sofiyatt913]

I know how Luke felt on Hoth now, so I guess that's good. #manitobaweather #abovezeronextweek

[Dustin Asham @sofiyatt913]

I woke up at 5:30 and felt awake and alert. This is my life now. #whoami #parenthood

[Dustin Asham @sofiyatt913]

How young is too young to get your child into gaming? #ShesThreeWeeks #gingersnap #LetsSaveTheUniverseTogether

[Dustin Asham @sofiyatt913]

In her quest for milk, my daughter gave me a hickey. #lolwut #gingersnap

[Dustin Asham @sofiyatt913]

Who else is excited for November 9 when we won't care about American politics again? Yep, me too.

[Dustin Asham @sofiyatt913]

Want to ensure that I don't support your business / cause? Call me weekly. #SiriusXM

[Dustin Asham @sofiyatt913]

I can't tell if this church is encouraging me or trying to encourage my end with all this food. #eggschocolatecoffeeohmy

[Dustin Asham @sofiyatt913]

It's not often you hear the word 'fisticuffs' in a sermon. Today was one of those days. #advancetowardsmebrethren

[Dustin Asham @sofiyatt913]

I have a family praying over cake to my left, and two guys heavily involved in Bible study in front of me. #Steinbach #notinkansasanymore

[Dustin Asham @sofiyatt913]

Every day I try to make someone cry; from joy or sorrow. Either way, your tears sustain me.

[Dustin Asham @sofiyatt913]

Don't trust untrustworthy trustees. #truth

[Dustin Asham @sofiyatt913]

Would a Siamese twin centipede be called a 'Dicentipede'?

[Dustin Asham @sofiyatt913]

Are storm trooper cadets called 'mild rain troopers'? Can you upgrade to a 'typhoon trooper' from storm trooper?! I need to know. #halp

[Dustin Asham @sofiyatt913]

I lose all food inhibitions when I eat sushi. I shove it down my gullet, and ask questions later. #handmethattentaclething

[Dustin Asham @sofiyatt913]

@ThatVorpalEdge it's all about the McCain smiles.

[Jason Dueck @VorpalJason]

Wedges are the lowest form of fries