Sofie P

[Sofie P @sofsofsofsofsof]

back 2 twitter. enjoy the 10k pre 2017 tweets but be nice? i dont remember all these ads being here before

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@autumnception @matthewep528 Scatting is the highest form of art

[Sofie P @sofsofsofsofsof]

@isacatinthesink yes

[Cat in the Sink? @isacatinthesink]

Yes

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

here are some rap album covers but with michael cera

[Emily Barry @EmiBarry]

"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know"

Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

I'm a:

⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 brand

Seeking:

⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 retweets and attention

[Poverty Cowboys fan 🤡 @Ibealbertooooo]

Cowboys: $1M
Patriots: $1M
JJ Watt: $500K
Ellen + show: 75K
Joel Olsteen: a prayer
Trump: Good Luck https://t.co/90w3GVmjhx

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

a denny’s haiku

like neglected bread
forgotten in the toaster
the heart can be burnt

[Sofie P @sofsofsofsofsof]

@JazKick Yo same

[Vera Bergengruen @VeraMBergen]

This week's magazine covers are brutal/surreal.

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@JazKick I summer in Mountain creek campground in pine grove pa

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@JazKick Do you not understand algebra anymore, come on Jasmine

[Sofie P @sofsofsofsofsof]

@JazKick When rich people say "I summer in Maine" or something

[Sofie P @sofsofsofsofsof]

@autumnception You can't flip and egg at the same time? Can you do them separately?

[Sofie P @sofsofsofsofsof]

you know the feeling when someone says "I summer in x" and you want to die