Corey Sutton

Known to stuff his pockets with jokes written on scraps of paper, he might shamelessly pull them out, one by one during his sets.

[Corey Sutton @softcorey]

@jhonnycharles88 Eckerd

[Corey Sutton @softcorey]

New Crystal Can Absorb Huge Amounts Of Oxygen And Store It For Later | IFLScience https://t.co/m4tRbQS83J

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

I can’t tell if my balls smell because I play w/ them, or if I play w/ them because they smell.

[Hollywood T @tyler_is_comedy]

A battle rapper named Dissin’ Terry

[Alec Sulkin @thesulk]

Hard to take it easy AND to the limit. Please clarify, Eagles.

[mark normand @marknorm]

But think about how many it produces

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Good Morning you Savages........Thank you.....https://t.co/dnLsG5FUqJ

[JB 🐏 @JB_Peeples]

Dogs are always vibing

[Josh Johnson @JoshtheSandwich]

We really went with "hashtag" over "pound sign". I mean I get it. I hate it but I get it.

[TheAirFryerBlewMyMind @wright_laron]

The end result of systemic racism and 40 million unemployed citizens

[chet porter @chetporter]

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[mark normand @marknorm]

The cops are getting creative https://t.co/wmPHmdAYyl

[Pro-Semite @Seth_cowles]

This is it

[mark normand @marknorm]

Violent my ass!

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Do you need more proof that the stock market is fake than it doing well as the country literally burns to the ground? The consumers are on fire but they’re confident! Record numbers! Rubber bullets are up! Tear Gas is having a rally!

[colossal @jamisonsayss]

Niggas really made us “pledge allegiance” to the USA flag every morning. The more I actually think about that the crazier it sounds.

[Adam Hunter @AdamComedian]

Joe Rogan just announced he will have Christopher Columbus on his podcast to explain his side of things.