sleepy bitch disease

sage • taurus • 26 • they

[sleepy bitch disease @softmoths]

me, looking at my reflection in the mirror: who the fuck is this guy

[sleepy bitch disease @softmoths]

bitches are out here with back pain from spending 6 hours straight in the ceramics studio. i’m bitches

[Holly Rosé @hey_friend]

you coulda had a bad bitch
noncommittal
cats can have salami
just a little

[sleepy bitch disease @softmoths]

@CardasisTino This is what all of my 8:30 am lectures sound like until my adhd meds kick in

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

no homo cancelled! everyone can have little a homo. as a treat.

[GL @gldivittorio]

Men:
-make you feel bad
-will not communicate intentions
-cost you years of life and your self esteem

A weighted blanket:
-make you feel not better but calmer it’s hard to explain
-clear product description on box and tag
-cost between $40-80 depending on weight, quality etc

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Mr. Mayor, beginning at 4pm I will reveal a gender every hour until my demands are met.

[sleepy bitch disease @softmoths]

Some guy complaining: They think we’re going to stand in line for 45 minutes just to get a free donut?

Me, a dumbass taurus:

[FAY @6ARKS]

fuck it

rave bananas

[K 🧉 @ohhnodavid]

philosophy majors be like damn i have a thought due this friday

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

I want what he has

[sleepy bitch disease @softmoths]

working freelance is just a never ending cycle of “i need to send that invoice i need to send that invoice i need to send that invoice” and putting it off anyway for absolutely no reason

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Mark Ronson clarifies that he likes dumb people, too https://t.co/FCkE9MZr9e

[Rebecca Tucker @RebeccaTee]

In these troubled times, let us all pause to remember this, the most affecting slam poem in Toronto history. https://t.co/MNGUrIufS4

[Big Mood @bigmoodcomic]

I know I just posted a vine joke yesterday, but I can’t stop thinking about how this one is basically the (eventual) dynamic between the empaths

(ft. a very rare laughing Benji)

[don @katelosten]

remember the first time you heard oh no! by marina and the diamonds and being like holy shit this chick is the only person in the world who understands me

[Miles 🐺 @blacksmoke1033]

Hey, if a friend upsets you, tell them how/why? They can't avoid doing it again or apologise if it's not obvious to them what they did in the first place. Some issues can be resolved so painlessly with 10 minutes you know

[tony.coculuzzi.social on Bsky @tonycoculuzzi]

Speaking publicly about abuse and/or naming your abuser is not cancel culture.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

The heartbeat of the man you killed after you hid the body beneath the floorboards and thought you got away with it: