The most American shit is just throwing as many random celebrities as possible at an event without rhyme or reason. Just famous people for the sake of having famous people.
lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all