Floyd May

@software-phloid.bsky.social. .Software crafter & strategist. Jesus follower. Husband. Dad. Public speaker. @Pluralsight author. He/him. Founder of Canyon Trail

[Floyd May @softwarefloyd]

Hi there Mr. Legacy Codebase, aren't you cute? Can I just fix a bug here and there and HOLY CRAP WHY AM I BLEEDING?! http://t.co/OsQ2GZXNJR

[Floyd May @softwarefloyd]

They KNOW what the acronym was.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

This video is incredible.

Everyone should RETWEET it so the whole *world* sees it.

[Floyd May @softwarefloyd]

Hey @TulsaPolice, any chance you're going to get serious about ticketing for running red lights?

[James Newton-King ♔ @JamesNK]

.NET best practices:
Don’t use exceptions for flow control.

OperationCanceledException:
Hold my beer.

[Laurie Voss @seldo]

Those who fail to learn SQL are doomed to reinvent it over and over.

[Floyd May @softwarefloyd]

@Gunther34567 @FreyaHolmer FAAAAAscinating! No heap allocations in many cases 🤔

[Floyd May @softwarefloyd]

"Your brain on fasteners is believing that remembering screws, bolts, staples, etc. is superior to learning nails."

[Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh]

Your brain on FP is believing that remembering ~50 functions is superior to learning a single language construct

[The Other Alistair @TotherAlistair]

i love this so bad 🤣

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

He lived out the quote on his shirt

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Demanding that your fellow citizens adhere to the strictest interpretation of the Bible while not requiring any adherence to the Bible from your preferred presidential candidate is one of the clearest ways to express that you see the Bible only as a tool for your own power.

[Floyd May @softwarefloyd]

Real programmers are unsurprised by this.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Every enterprise SaaS salesperson after leaving the Zoom

[Kerry Dunne @dunneteach]

Nightmare scenario is when the training, fix-it guidance, or instructions are only in video form. I just want to read!

[Floyd May @softwarefloyd]

@housecor The software architect elevator by Hohpe?

[Toby Muresianu 🇺🇦 @tobyhardtospell]

Lol it really worked

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

How does it go again? “Some of those that work forces…”

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Time we had a little talk

[Josh Gessner @joshgessner]

This is Glen Mills.

The man behind Usaine Bolt's world records.

He taught Bolt a technique that made him the fastest man of all time...

Here's the technique: