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i love being unrecognisable, so i can talk shits and yap 💋💕

[m @SoftYoghuruto]

Maaf, tadinya mw besok buat spill product, tapi ternyata ak terlalu excited karena baca reply dari temen-temen semua.

Disclaimer dulu, ini pertamanya aku bikin thread, mff kalo berantakan dan kaku. Semua produk aku spill seapa adanya yang ku pake yh.

https://t.co/kL5bPjhOJA

[m @SoftYoghuruto]

Mau sombongin makeup gabut dempul aku tudey ☝️

[m @SoftYoghuruto]

@kekpe1er Lu anak kos ya, siti, rilet banget gua liat-liat

[𝗦𝗶𝘁𝗶 𝗙𝗮𝗴𝗴𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗵 @kekpe1er]

Me when sarapan air putih, hedon buat makan siang, tpi malemnya makan indomie

[m @SoftYoghuruto]

@effervesc3nce @Cherruuls Girl, there's no need to end her like that 😭

[m @SoftYoghuruto]

"I have no clue on why people enjoys seblak"

Then find yourself one 🤷‍♀️

[m @SoftYoghuruto]

@goatcheesewheel It's that time of the month (tanggal tua) 😭

[sho. @diberatkan]

me spending over 50k in a day as anak kos

[m @SoftYoghuruto]

Beli nasgor 20rebu (inc. telor ceplok 2) buat makan malem dan sarapan

[m @SoftYoghuruto]

Gua saat beli telur 2 kg supaya dapat sarapan gratis 2 minggu ke depan

[Eirudo @Eirudo__]

Gue beli batagor di mall harganya 40rebu cuman dapet 5 biji

[m @SoftYoghuruto]

@iPopBase Dorokdok mostly used in jawa barat yah ges. Mau nyebutnya jangek, rambak, atau apapun. Us sundanese calls it dorokdok 🥰

[m @SoftYoghuruto]

I hope we all live long enough to see him dying, tho 🥲

[tukang haji naik cookies @lovefairyna]

kalo gw meninggal duluan sblm prabowo lengser gw bakal gentayangin dia sampe dia mengundurkan diri

[m @SoftYoghuruto]

Beli paket triple cheeseburger medium depan teman teman gw yang belinya PaNas

[m @SoftYoghuruto]

Gw di gacoan beli mie 1, dimsumnya 3

[fih🥀 @rafyeahh]

how it feels gapernah mesen makan make voucher tiktok

[m @SoftYoghuruto]

@mavyora "Ambil aja kembaliannya, kak" Padahal kembalian cuma 300 perak 😭

[m @SoftYoghuruto]

Gua setelah pesen grabbike/goride hemat tapi tambah tip

[Berlin Blade @TeBe_Blade]

She’s got an arse like John Lennon

[Ditoks 🍉 @ditoks]

Gw stlh scrolling promo berjam2 berujung makan warteg