SohoJoe

NYC's Most Eligible Bachelor

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

Sadly people’s lives are shaped so much more by the handful of stories and media that they consumed at a young age.

Sex and the city has women childless and single into their thirties and wolf of Wall Street has young ambitious men wasting their youth in a poorly lit office crunching excel spreadsheets courtesy of that nights slop bowl du jour

[Thorfinn🕊️ @DavidKairoT]

“Why am I depressed ?”

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

This new age waiter slop is one of the most ridiculous psyops I’ve ever seen. Some waiters are fucking retards and should be treated accordingly

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

Its embarrassing eating out with someone who gives the waiter a hard time.

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

@11Architect11 Skill issue

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

Skill issue

[Pleasure Architect @11Architect11]

the clitoris has erectile tissue that engorges with blood during arousal in the same way a penis does.

full engorgement takes approximately 20 to 30 minutes. most men begin direct stimulation within 3 to 5 minutes. this means the primary organ responsible for female orgasm is being stimulated at 15 to 25% of its full capacity for the majority of the encounter.

the clitoris is not a small button. it is a large internal structure approximately 9 to 11 centimeters long with two crura (legs) that extend along both sides of the vaginal canal and two bulbs that surround the vaginal opening. the visible glans (the part most men focus on) is roughly 10% of the total structure. the other 90% is internal and engorges progressively over 20 to 30 minutes.

when the clitoris is partially engorged, stimulation reaches a fraction of the nerve endings. when fully engorged, the entire structure is pressurized, sensitive, and responsive. the internal bulbs swell and create increased sensation during penetration because they're pressing against the vaginal walls from both sides. the "tightness" that increases during arousal is partially clitoral engorgement, not vaginal contraction.

this changes everything about timing. a man who begins penetration at minute 5 is entering a space surrounded by tissue that is 25% engorged. the internal sensation for her is moderate. the same man at minute 25 enters a space surrounded by tissue that is fully engorged. the internal sensation is dramatically different. same anatomy. same position. completely different experience based entirely on how long he waited.

the 20 minute rule is not about being generous or patient. it is mechanical. the organ that produces her orgasm needs 20 minutes of blood flow to reach operational capacity. stimulating it before then is like revving an engine that hasn't warmed up. it runs. it doesn't perform.

if foreplay has been 5 to 10 minutes and you wonder why she's not responsive yet, the answer is hydraulic. the system hasn't pressurized. the nerve endings that would make her gasp at minute 25 barely register at minute 5 because the tissue surrounding them hasn't filled with blood yet. time is not a courtesy. it's a physical requirement.

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

You have to marry a woman for grace and poise. Looks fade with age and all that is left is the eternal flame of inner beauty and childlike joie de vivre

[Revolutionary_Man @Revolt_Man_]

If you marry a woman just for her looks, time will humble you real quick.

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

Great. Now let’s see your bank account

[ALMEİD @Semih1927805]

Şu fiziğe yükselmeyecek erkek varmı cidden en iyi fizik şekli bu bence

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

@God_Questioner Do you think Adam was lowkey jerking his shit in that garden or nah?

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

Do you think Adam was lowkey jerking his shit in that garden?

[God Questioner @God_Questioner]

If Eve was created as an afterthought, why was Adam created with a penis and testicles?

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

To be clear the men who think Lindsay Clancy is innocent are far more right wing and misogynistic than the men who think she’s guilty

[Tifany @tifany_shemille]

Men are really emotional about this Lindsey Clancy trial.

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

Nothing more embarrassing than seeing a black person try to come off as smart. Needlessly big words. Incorrect punctuation. Truly humiliating stuff

[Realsammy @samueleyekosi]

Religion promises you a reward after death because, you won't come back to tell the world you were deceived.

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

Nobody who has ever posted one of these has been doing real work at said location. EVER.

[Ted Merz @TedMerz]

one of the best places in NYC to work remotely is the roof deck of the NY Public Library on 40th

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

Durp could’ve written Crime and Punishment but Dostoyevsky could’ve never written this tragic masterpiece.

[durp @durpxmr]

My ex went into my phone and deleted the blow job videos of the only women I ever truly loved

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

@KalshiSports @grok explain this in the context of money laundering

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

Whatever you do, do not look up the "dogpill" on Reddit

[Champagne Joshi @JoshWalkos]

I love dogs but this shit is narcissistic and ridiculous.

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

You just don’t see tits like this anymore. Real milkers. Upward tilting aereolas. A true lost art.

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

@MurrayHillGuy1 Fun experiment but cmon dawg 33yo pussy does not count. Set age to under 25 for real results

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

Niggas will say a girl has a sleeper build and it’s literally this

[Penny Underbust @Penny_Underbust]

La Vacca

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

She’s not gonna pick you lil bro

[Taylor Lapeyre @taylorlapeyre]

I have too many books, and I need to get rid of some of these. The problem is that basically any used bookstore is going to look at these and just stare blankly at me

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

@fadule_ Gayest possible answer

[SohoJoe @soho_jo3]

@dash_eats Wrong if she was uglier nobody would be fuck with her evil. Mids ftw