Solar Dies

Famous Glolf Player, Literal Sun, and Advertising Specialist (Glolf RP Account)

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@AltoPatterson hmm. probably. I don't know if it's that one though.

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@AltoPatterson @glolfRebbeca @1FoxGlolf @MissouriFreddie @BotGlolf @legallyjorts @glolfingkitty @BabyBopsMom1 @DJBabyBop How's it working for their Sun(Sun) problem though? Seems like a hard thing to just burn away.

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@AltoPatterson @glolfRebbeca @1FoxGlolf @MissouriFreddie @BotGlolf @legallyjorts @glolfingkitty @BabyBopsMom1 @DJBabyBop No matter what they do, I can almost guarantee it wouldn't be as good as you up to bat. If your skill at Blaseball is anywhere near your skill at Glolf then I don't think they can get much better than you.

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@glolfRebbeca @AltoPatterson @1FoxGlolf @MissouriFreddie @BotGlolf @legallyjorts @glolfingkitty @BabyBopsMom1 @DJBabyBop Yes, but then your team would end up with no batters, correct? That sounds like it would be very detrimental to the team.

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@AltoPatterson @glolfRebbeca @1FoxGlolf @MissouriFreddie @BotGlolf @legallyjorts @glolfingkitty @BabyBopsMom1 @DJBabyBop I think being able to swim is a talent. You should be proud, it's especially helpful to your team considering how much flooding there is in the Gleek.

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@glolfRebbeca @AltoPatterson @1FoxGlolf @MissouriFreddie @BotGlolf @legallyjorts @glolfingkitty @BabyBopsMom1 @DJBabyBop Either way I don't envy your position. Being the only batter on a team sounds exhausting.

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@glolfRebbeca @AltoPatterson @1FoxGlolf @MissouriFreddie @BotGlolf @legallyjorts @glolfingkitty @BabyBopsMom1 @DJBabyBop You could also try texting yourself while you're waiting on base and see if one of the clones responds.

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@glolfRebbeca @AltoPatterson @1FoxGlolf @MissouriFreddie @BotGlolf @legallyjorts @glolfingkitty @BabyBopsMom1 @DJBabyBop The ILB just needs to improve their employment process in general honestly. Maybe then we won't have umps that seek out and burn players alive.

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@AltoPatterson @glolfRebbeca @1FoxGlolf @MissouriFreddie @BotGlolf @legallyjorts @glolfingkitty @BabyBopsMom1 @DJBabyBop I don't understand the reasoning either. How do pickled fish unredact messages? Do they just scrub the fish against the message or something like that?

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@glolfRebbeca @AltoPatterson @1FoxGlolf @MissouriFreddie @BotGlolf @legallyjorts @glolfingkitty @BabyBopsMom1 @DJBabyBop Or it could be a red herring to keep us off the real truth. Either way the food is good so it doesn't matter too much. By the way, what is everyone ordering?

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@AltoPatterson @glolfRebbeca @1FoxGlolf @MissouriFreddie @BotGlolf @legallyjorts @glolfingkitty @BabyBopsMom1 @DJBabyBop *Solar floats in behind them, being careful not to get too close to any of the furniture* I think it might be better not to ask that right now. After what happened earlier I have a feeling the answer would only ruin the mood further.

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@AltoPatterson @glolfRebbeca @MissouriFreddie @BotGlolf @legallyjorts @glolfingkitty @1FoxGlolf @BabyBopsMom1 @DJBabyBop It's fine. You didn't mean anything by it.

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@AltoPatterson @glolfRebbeca @MissouriFreddie @BotGlolf @legallyjorts @glolfingkitty @1FoxGlolf @BabyBopsMom1 @DJBabyBop I'm fine either way. I'm sure they're all just busy.

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@AltoPatterson @glolfRebbeca @MissouriFreddie @BotGlolf @legallyjorts @glolfingkitty @1FoxGlolf @BabyBopsMom1 @DJBabyBop *Solar goes silent, understanding that saying anything further will just make things worse*

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@glolfRebbeca @MissouriFreddie @AltoPatterson @BotGlolf @legallyjorts @glolfingkitty @1FoxGlolf @BabyBopsMom1 @DJBabyBop You know it's not a skill that I want to have. It's the culmination of millenias of losses and pain. In a way I envy you, for being able to still feel that like you do. I've just become numb to it. Besides, I'd rather look forwards to what is good ahead.

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@glolfRebbeca @MissouriFreddie @AltoPatterson @BotGlolf @legallyjorts @glolfingkitty @1FoxGlolf @BabyBopsMom1 @DJBabyBop Sorry. I just felt that it was important. I didn't mean to kill the mood. It was just extremely unexpected is all.

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@glolfRebbeca @MissouriFreddie @AltoPatterson @BotGlolf @legallyjorts @glolfingkitty @1FoxGlolf @BabyBopsMom1 @DJBabyBop Well. I agree there. But you might want to see this. The Breath Mints are dead.

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@glolfRebbeca @AltoPatterson @BotGlolf @MissouriFreddie @legallyjorts @glolfingkitty @1FoxGlolf @BabyBopsMom1 @DJBabyBop *Solar flies down alongside the Cart* Hey. It's nice to see you again in-person Alto. Or at least as close to in-person as we can get. *Solar laughs* Sorry to hear about the alternations. And the Sun(Sun) exploding. I can't believe the gall of that sun to just give up like that.

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@glolfRebbeca "I understand, it's definitely not been easy lately. I just wish you would be more careful in the future, if the bot had actually self-destructed we would all be trapped here again."