mothmans phat ass

aint that just the way

[Shoto 🗡️ @shxtou]

I FUCKING LOVE MEN AND WOMEN. HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 💜 🌈

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The fact that you can get trapped in a Tesla when it catches on fire and people still want Elon Musk to take them to Mars is insane lol

[mothmans phat ass @solarsyrup_]

SCREAMING

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Harry’s House. Out now.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The average rent in the US hit a new record high of $1,827 last month. On the federal minimum wage of $7.25 people take home $1256 a month. People aren't exaggerating when they say it's becoming unlivable here.

[Tolly @tolly_t]

Graduates of today, don’t let your partners be in your official graduation pictures. x

[Shoto 🗡️ @shxtou]

I was scheduling my haircut appointment, and as the call was ending I instinctively said "mwuah" to the lady because I'm so fucking used to saying it at the end of every stream. Fuck me dude.

[SIM_INKSLAYER @Simon_Pothier]

WHAT THE SERIOUS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

and im still that bitch 🥂🫀

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

I’m crying cause why the minions movie brought Diana Ross out of retirement

[lily 🦇 @munkaei]

hope everyone who carries a lego batman in their pocket will learn to not carry it in the airport. i was randomly selected for a pat down and she asked if i had anything in my pockets and i pulled out a lego batman

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

taking adhd meds is so funny because some days im so productive and focused on my work and some days I spend 5 hours discovering what it might be like to move to Montana

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

in my villain era (accidentally committing tax fraud out of extreme confusion)

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

crypto is an mlm for people who think they're too smart to fall for an mlm

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

Elizabeth Olsen saying on a lie detector that she’s never met John Krasinski after literally just doing a movie with him and getting a truthful result is the funniest thing that’s happened in months