Spanish football will assess a player on his ability to have a net positive impact on a match.
English punditry will assess a player on his ability to win an MMA match in a swamp vs Ryan Shawcross.
The most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter is that Krum doesn’t have a clause in his Quidditch contract prohibiting from participating in other sporting events such as the Triwizard Tournament based on the increased injury risk
Peter Crouch is holding his festival #CrouchFest and has brought out Wayne Lineker as a special guest.
It hasn’t gone well. There’s 12,000 people chanting “peado” at him.
congratulations mr caicedo, you got your dream move. i hope it makes you happy. but don't forget to remember my face, as i will personally be there to see you off in 18 months when you are sent on loan to ac milan. you have ruined your career and, more importantly, my weekend.
In a pub & the Glastonbury debate rages on. 'Play the old stuff!' one man yells. 'Mature new album!' shouts another. Working class fists are about to fly. I stand up. 'Gents,' I say. 'Old or new, it's still the same Carly Rae Jepsen we all love.' Place erupts. Madri's all round.