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putting the dank in danke since 2016

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

Pep Guardiola welcome to the Arne Slot penitentiary

[SB @solburns]

@LFCTransferRoom @JamesPearceLFC No one in the comments has actually read the article, no mention of replacing VVD

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

Carlo Ancelotti welcome to the Arne Slot penitentiary

[Niom @kivraw]

Kids have to learn about amortisation early in order to follow this club

[babuyagu.bsky.social @babuyagu]

Spanish football will assess a player on his ability to have a net positive impact on a match.

English punditry will assess a player on his ability to win an MMA match in a swamp vs Ryan Shawcross.

[Cam (-2) @_camwba]

Really powerful rendition of the national anthem, come on England!

[Richard Leonard @LabourRichard]

Tony Benn, 10 years gone.

What we would give to have him back.

[Dot「ドット」 @OneSK_Twt]

One of my favorite Tiktok trends are those musical ones that ends up having no right goin' so hard

[SB @solburns]

The most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter is that Krum doesn’t have a clause in his Quidditch contract prohibiting from participating in other sporting events such as the Triwizard Tournament based on the increased injury risk

[Josh @JoshBoswell]

Peter Crouch is holding his festival #CrouchFest and has brought out Wayne Lineker as a special guest.

It hasn’t gone well. There’s 12,000 people chanting “peado” at him.

[SB @solburns]

@HDoyle1666 Still available?

[Al Stan @aldstan]

The lass from this video taking the piss out of their drums has sent me hahahah #nufc

[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

Jürgen Klopp's best moments at Liverpool so far...

A Thread 🧵

[Si @PhantomGoal]

congratulations mr caicedo, you got your dream move. i hope it makes you happy. but don't forget to remember my face, as i will personally be there to see you off in 18 months when you are sent on loan to ac milan. you have ruined your career and, more importantly, my weekend.

[Matt Oakley @MattOakleyMojo]

You know what they call Colin the Caterpillar in Paris?

[SB @solburns]

@Ivan_Schwakoff Shut up Ivan

[Bruce Blakeman @NassauExec]

The @Mets and @Yankees could certainly use her!

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

In a pub & the Glastonbury debate rages on. 'Play the old stuff!' one man yells. 'Mature new album!' shouts another. Working class fists are about to fly. I stand up. 'Gents,' I say. 'Old or new, it's still the same Carly Rae Jepsen we all love.' Place erupts. Madri's all round.

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

This is it. This is the funniest thing he ever did. I realize there were other very serious contenders but in my heart this is the one