"your cat would eat your body after you died." Cool story. My cat also likes to eat plastic so I'm pretty sure eating me would be a significant upgrade. God forbid my cat gets some protein.
not to victim blame but if my cat doesnt want me to nuzzle her soft little head with my nose then maybe she should stop being a perfect angel from heaven
there’s something sooo beautifully ironic about how many hoops you have to jump through to get ADHD medication when my ADHD is literally the Bad At Doing Tasks Disorder
pride month almost officially over and nothing even remotely gay happened to me. absolutely 100% due to the fact that i have deliberately made myself an island and avoid taking emotional risks at all costs but still...somehow feels incredibly homophobic
Fun fact adhd people cannot bribe themselves. ifi finish the dishes i can have a cookie. or i can just have the cookie now. "ill reward myself with a nap after this email." nap first. email never. every productivity hack ever written was written for a brain i don't have.
I love that for so long ADHD was branded as the “I’m so hyper” disorder when more than half of people with ADHD have the “I’m completely frozen in space 95% of the time” disorder
i’d let my cats get away with anything like the police could come and say “ur cat robbed a bank” and i’d be like “omg🥹 by herself?? she’s so smart what a good baby”