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[jaz🕯️🇵🇸 @jazzyjuice402]

Having sex is a great way to figure out your body is just fine the way it is and smoking weed is a great way to get through disordered eating. That’s what Big Christianity won’t tell you about vices

[leah @goneb4urhome]

Anorexic during the body positivity movement and normal during the skinny epidemic

[vale @mandellivaleria]

e como último passo do meu skincare dormirei no travesseiro que meu gato amassa pãozinho com a mesma pata que entra na caixa de areia

[claire @solitaireclaire]

@robbhurstCPA I did one because my doctor thought I might have narcolepsy and they told me I was fine and then charged me $600 lol

[jack @jack_bfr]

How life feels right now:

[claire @solitaireclaire]

@despaird0ll Louisville, Kentucky! Cheaper cost of living and great restaurants, thrift stores, and close to plenty of cute little towns to visit. Live music all the time. Really is what you make of it.

[alisa @squirtstain]

trying to explain that having no tasks at my very calm job is fucking ruining my mental health

[ah @weakespresso]

Sometimes people start dressing like you were dressing two years ago and for some reason this makes you angry and you feel the need to tell people about it. That is the devil speaking. He is trying to make you sound like a loser who is also insane.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Make sure you take some time to enjoy the weekend. Important for your mind and will help you be productive next week.

[Molly⁷ @heyyitzmolly]

if you let your cat roam the streets with no supervision and no chip/collar you cannot be surprised when someone takes it inside as their own and expands its lifespan by 10+ years. domestic house cats are not supposed to roam the streets willy nilly.

[chase @_chase_____]

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

[Miles Smith IV @IVMiles]

Dolly Parton and Wendell Berry less than a week apart; so different, and yet both so fully creators of what was best about southern culture and letters in the 20th Century. Giants are leaving us.

[Pepsi @pepsibong]

She just gets it.

[no @zedonarrival]

watching the odyssey not knowing what was coming next because it wasn’t in my high school curriculum

[clurge pingus @clurgepingus]

ive been getting tetris vision but for sudoku and its making think that two people cant stand next to each other

[A. @mrbucks__]

I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.

[claire @solitaireclaire]

@RandPaul Rare solid take from Rand Paul

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

You could spend hours in Indiana. Hours of your life. Precious and irreplaceable. Gone, forever. In Indiana.

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

[engaging in one of my many vices] this is the one vice I allow myself

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade