Malebo🇰🇪

Agoraphobic
Catholic
Automaniac
Arsenal My DNA.

[Malebo🇰🇪 @SolitaireFamily]

@adan_zamuh Alaaaaaah....pasaka na karinda mtoso,ewe...!!
At this stage,his mucus and gill filaments must be used by our striking doctors for sentimental experiments, wueeeeeh...😅😂🤣

[Nelson Kabando @nellobando]

@itskipronoh On a working day at 0800hrs people should be reporting to their work stations but since Ruto knows he has created a lot of joblessness and people are idle that is why he will give his lies and stories at that time.

[Sheryllisa @Sheryllisa52263]

John mbadi do you have any brain in that your medulla oblangata 😏 make me understand how drinking soda means the economy is doing well 🤔.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Ruaraka Land Saga: EACC demands Sh2.5bn from ex-CS Fred Matiang’i, PS Belio Kipsang and 23 others, or face court recovery proceedings.

[Dr Boni Khalwale, MD, CBS @DrBKhalwale]

The weekend that was.
Malava Constituency!

[Dr. Bil Fred🇰🇪🇺🇲 @kalila_fred]

“Hon. Junet, residents of Suna East have repeatedly raised concerns about the stalled Kakrao–Ogwedhi road (approved around 2019 with significant funding, yet only partially completed and left impassable in sections) and limited electricity connectivity in many homes despite campaign promises.

As the MP seeking another term, can you give a specific update on the status of these projects, the remaining funds or accountability for them, and a clear timeline for completion before the next election?”

@YvonneOkwara
#CitizenExplainer

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The level of corruption and malice happening at JKIA parking by KAA officers is out of this world. Yesterday, an officer directed me where to park and demanded that I squeeze a little bit so that another car could fit. As we were busy removing our bags, the KAA officers clamped the car, insisting that I had parked wrongly by crossing the painted line.

I pointed out the traffic officer who had insisted that I park that way, only for the officer to disappear into thin air. The KAA officer then insisted that I either bribe him KSh 4,000 or go to their office and part ways with a KSh 6,000 fine.

The cab guys who were there called me and told me, “Bro, hao watu wamezoea kutega hivyo. Walipe tu badala ya maneno mingi.” At that point, I knew this was pure malice.

I decided to first take my yellow yellow damsel to catch her flight, then came back few minutes later. The KAA guy approached me, and this time, the bribe had miraculously reduced to KSh 3,000.

I asked them where their office was, went there, and paid the KSh 6,000 fine through the government platform. Everyone was looking at me with Sanpanku eyes & one even had the audacity to ask me why I didn't settle things with the guys at the parking lot.

These guys needs to be stopped coz they even harassed innocent tourists. As for me, I’d rather pay the fine than being oppressed by my fellow Walala Hoii,, kiino sana. Ata wangeitisha hongo ya thao Moja ama mbili, thao tatu kwani me ni mama yao. The guy on camera is the goon in charge of bribe operation.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Yvonne: In 2022 you said, about the President, ‘Hakuna kuchoma watu wa kanisa’

Junet: That was a campaign statement; I was campaigning for my candidate

Yvonne: Those statements then were fine but Gachagua’s today are not?

Junet: There is nothing we have said now or before, that are similar to what Gachagua has said
#CitizenExplainer

[Karani Mutonga @Karanimutonga]

It's like they're breaking news of a death. Gloomy!

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

The information getting to my desk as at now is that we have 15 more UDA Mps set to cross over this week...so when the broad based PG happened in Naivasha, ODM wing insisted that they want nothing other than the deputy president seat in 2027,the boss didnt object and that angered my murima bunge gang,they came back very angry and they agreed on moving on from UDA..not only murima Mps btw mtashtuka.

[The Eastleigh Voice @Eastleighvoice]

US revokes 175,000 visas over birth tourism, crimes and security risks

https://t.co/2UM2QEbKeh

[AFTV @AFTVMedia]

Everyone plays Arsenal like there's no tomorrow - even in a friendly! 😭

#MatchPreview

[UpYourArsenal🔴⚪🔴⚪♥️ @UPYOURARSENAL04]

Saka: "i would say David Luiz, He had the biggest impact. Going into the first team wasn't easy"

"He went out of his way for me, Advice on & off the pitch. He has done the most for my career." ❤

[Mary Kathomi @MaryK2022]

Get this book at @NuriaStore

[The Nairobi Times @TheNairobiTimez]

Elvis Opiyo, who was facing allegations of orchestrating the acid attack on SDA singer Mary Claire Ochieng, has reportedly been found dead at his home in Umoja, Nairobi, while out on bail. The circumstances surrounding his death remain unclear, with police expected to investigate the incident. 

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

I think the most painful part about fighting for change is watching people you genuinely believed were part of the movement slowly water it down, shake hands with murderers, laugh with them, sit comfortably around the very oppressors they once condemned, then come back with all sorts of explanations and excuses for why they were there, why it was necessary and why we shouldn’t read too much into it. And you’re left wondering, was any of this ever real, or were some of these people simply well calculated psyops from the very beginning?

And then you find yourself asking an even harder question, are the lives we lost not personal to you? Because for some of us, they are. We remember the young people who lost their lives fighting for a better country, the families that had to bury their children, the blood that was spilled, and maybe that’s why it’s so difficult to understand how someone who stood beside you through all of that can suddenly sit comfortably, laugh and shake hands with the very people we were fighting against 🥹

And somewhere along the way, you begin to understand why people like Patrice Lumumba, Dedan Kimathi, Thomas Sankara and so many other African heroes were killed so brutally. It wasn’t always because they didn’t have people around them. Many did. The problem was that some of the very people they believed they were fighting alongside had already sold out long before the fight was over.

Perhaps that is one of the hardest truths about fighting for change, eventually you realise that people really do have a price. Politics is indeed a dirty game, and I have a feeling 2027 will expose even more about people’s character.

But I really hope the few who genuinely believe in change don’t give up. Is it easy? Absolutely not. But I believe there is something deeply fulfilling about knowing that even if you died today, you never sold out, never shook hands with murderers and never became comfortable with people who have blood on their hands simply because they offered you money, access or power. Does that make you a hero? Absolutely not. It simply means you remained honest about what you stood for.

And eventually, when money no longer matters, when power no longer matters and when all the noise has died down, I think being able to live with yourself knowing you never betrayed what you believed in is what will matter most.

WANTAM!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 Manchester City already made contact with Enzo Fernández camp but deal depends on Chelsea valuation.

#CFC ask for £120m fee and would be happy to keep Enzo, Man City hope to negotiate as deal depends on price.

🎥➕ https://t.co/o9pHNGHix0

[Pauline Njau @PaulineNjau5]

@gladyswanga Is this the man you want people to follow, Yawa? We have 50 million Kenyans and many presidential candidates

[Masika @Masika_039]

The thiefing Regime will be sent to Kamiti in the next 364 days~CJ Maraga!