solitalker

pansexual lightning salesman // @gameoffpodcast // @sticpodcast // Made Slotzee // Sometimes Solitaire

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All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All things wise and wonderful
Galactus ate them all

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.@BJsWholesale customer support is actively trying to convince me that subscribing to an item with "Deliver: Monthly" means that it will deliver once, and then cancel the subscription.

And that that is intended.

And I should just try again for the third time this year.

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@MinimalistPhone All good. That came across more like a callout than I intended. Mostly just found the "Last Active" date on it amusing

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.@MinimalistPhone

If I need support for Minimalist Phone, what's the best way to get in contact?

I'm...skeptical of the chat on your site

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@madsagascar Hundreds Of Beavers

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Selling games isn't just about posting cool gifs of snakes on skateboards or whatever your game is about, its a mindset that comes from a decade and a half of closing deals.

Lets get you that GOTY, one player at a time.

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The #gamedev community has relied on product-led growth to sell games for too long

DM me if you want to take your game to the next level with my over 15 years of proven Sales and Account Management experience

I will hit the bricks and make the coldest calls, all for your game

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Need someone to run 20 demo calls a week for your match3 nightmare? Already putting together a deck.

Players having trouble understanding your deck building mechanics? Lets get them on an onboarding call.

Players uninstalling after a week? I will crush that churn.

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@thoughtlesslabs There's a whole lot of lore hiding behind that "was"

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@Polyducks MAKE ME A PIZZA is a necessary and frequent reference in our house

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Hey, I wrote this!

Zoombinis is one of those games where when you run across someone else who played it as a child, you have an instant connection with them. I'm so bad at this game but it never stops me from starting it up again.

[MiniReview.io @minireview_io]

Zoombinis - Logic Puzzle Game [Android/iOS] is a remake of a classic 1996 educational puzzle game where we must use logic and deductive reasoning to lead hundreds of small characters to their new homeland! Check it out on MiniReview: https://t.co/pRbGRx94zm

[Arco🏹 ✨ Out now PC and Switch ✨ @ArcoGameDev]

https://t.co/icJsYHQLp9

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@thoughtlesslabs My god do I feel that

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Do you ever just see kids and hate how thick their hair is?

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The problem with the Democrats is they always try to walk it in

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@_SteelyFran Absolute stunner

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@thoughtlesslabs It gets all laid out in the final verses

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This is what the Internet was supposed to be used for. Then we messed it all up

[Tom Brinton @brintown]

minimalist alien generator

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@thoughtlesslabs

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@thoughtlesslabs You have my interest

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@_SteelyFran Why I love Connecticut. 90 minutes to Boston, NYC, or Providence