david seidler

randomness without fact checking

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

Chipotle Used to be:
🌯🌯🌯🌯 = 😀😀😅💩

Now it’s:
🌯🌯🌯🌯 = 💩💩💩💩

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

@RabasSports @MySportsUpdate How has Pfizer made billions of dollars then?

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

@suarezximb @MySportsUpdate Isn’t that what health insurance is for? How many people died from early Treatment of monoclonal antibodies?

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

#dinnerbutter is better. Cover the spread #gobills @TheFFBallers

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

Oh sorry, I meant increase the length ↔️

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

Has anyone ever used one ply of toilet paper ever?! I’m voting for 50% increase of each ply. @Charmin

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

Left my coffee in the car for four hours and it’s still warm. Thanks @YETICoolers

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

Bill Belichick: if I have a player test positive for Covid I’ll get a primetime game slot. Then I can say it was a false positive after. #Cheating ?#onceacheateralwaysacheater #nfl

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

Are you a futon or tofu?

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

Are you a subscription based product or table salt?

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

Removing a sleeping baby from a car seat is much like the game “Operation”. One wrong move. Game over. #BUZZ @Hasbro

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

Just had a full conversation with my 10 week old daughter and she’s already right #babble #babytalk #girlsrule #daddysgirl

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

But really David who was behind that door? #90DayFiance

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

It’s going to be weird getting used to FOMO once this is all over

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

Behind the scenes of how our leaders are handling covid-19 #crisismanagement #squad #frontandcenter #MichaelScott Act fast. Save time. #coronavirus #QuaratineAndChill #thatswhatshesaid

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

I used to looove Cheez-it crackers especially as a kid, but lately I just hate the way my mouth feels after eating them, and it’s a real bummer #cheezit #youvechanged

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

Anyone use Q-tips to clean out their ears, and the one ear has nothing in it, but you can’t sum up the courage to stick it in the other ear. Because of a fear of some rare unknown cross pollination of the ears #same

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

@JimmyRandazzo That’s assault

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

Wegmans should set up the toilet paper aisle with free samples... im done being duped into buying tracing paper. #nextlevel @Wegmans

[david seidler @solo2seidler]

- The fact that the sign after the Tim Hortons drive-through says “see you tomorrow “just goes to show they got you by the balls... and they know it #Addicted @TimHortons