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Spot the difference

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If you can’t put it in the dishwasher is it really worth having?

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@Hollahollabils #quarantinedwithmargret

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Sleeves that fall down while you’re washing your hands 👎

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You did this to your cat in 1994

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Just tried to scroll up on a piece of paper

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Does shavasana mean fall asleep? Because I do every time.

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@Hollahollabils @nickkroll I just had an amazing idea. You should have an event.

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@cedarshampoo En francais?

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@Hollahollabils lol ya

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They gave all of Ron’s good lines to Hermione in the movies.

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My cat does this cute thing where he wakes me up by scratching my eyelids

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Free low quality drip coffee? Only a fool would say no to that.

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How come after 6 years of school Harry only knew 5 spells?

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@Hollahollabils Nobody hugged me...

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Raisins are nutritionally equivalent to candy but are somehow seen as disgusting health food

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@tkornels I hate that

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I wouldn’t say I work well under pressure. I’d say I only work under pressure.

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Most of my dreams are about going bald

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Thanks for the free tix! What a game @canucks @BoHorvat