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[LagWasReal @LagWasReal]

"FLY! FLY YOU FAT FUCK! BOTH OF OUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT! FLY!"

#Palworld

[big dog you are mother i mean they @finelylesberg]

the actual point of college is you're supposed to try and make friends or just meet as many people as possible so one of them can get you a job at their company. nobody told me this before college either, my condolences to all of us

[Shweta ♡ @Shay_Slay_]

Jobless people in 1991:
- Wake up
- Have breakfast
- Chill
- Dad finds you a job

Jobless people in 2001:
- Meet up with friends
- Binge-watch a movie
- Enjoy sunny weekends
- Friends connect you to a job

Jobless people in 2026:
- Apply for 500+ jobs
- Keep refreshing email
- Get called for 2 interviews
- Go through 7 rounds of interviews
- Get rejected
- Society calls you a failure
- You feel guilty even while resting
- You fall into significant debt
- Friends slowly stop calling you
- Depression hits hard

[roman @Nozelcode]

Un youtuber brasileño le acaba de clavar un puñal a la suscripción de Photoshop.

Se llama PhotoGIMP: un parche gratuito (GPL-3.0) que convierte GIMP en una copia idéntica de Photoshop.

Misma interfaz, mismos paneles, mismos atajos de teclado y muchísimo más espacio para tu lienzo. Tus manos ya saben usarlo sin aprender nada nuevo.

Por qué está explotando?
- $0 en vez de $276 al año
- Sin cuenta Adobe ni login
- Todo se guarda en tu PC (nada en la nube)
- Compatible con Windows, Mac y Linux
- Se desinstala borrando una carpeta (sin rastro)

Instalación ridículamente fácil: copias 9 archivos y listo. +8.8k estrellas en GitHub y traducciones de la comunidad.

Uso personal y comercial 100% gratuito.

Enlace abajo

[Kusa 🐉 🔎🇻🇳 commission open @LPT_kusa]

I cant share any details but family got him back, alive and still in 1 piece.
Pls share this with your friends and family
Khi có người thân bị lừa sang Campuchia, gia đình cần bình tĩnh, tuyệt đối không tự ý chuyển tiền chuộc và trình báo ngay với cơ quan Công an. Cần thu thập mọi chứng cứ và giữ liên lạc an toàn với nạn nhân để kịp thời hỗ trợ giải cứu.
If a loved one has been deceived into going to Cambodia, the family should remain calm, strictly avoid transferring any ransom money on their own, and immediately report the matter to the police. It is essential to gather all evidence and maintain safe contact with the victim to facilitate a timely rescue.
ALSO THERE IS NO JOB AT CAMBODIA WITH SALARY 10,OOO$/MONTH

[Kitty @TheRealKitty019]

Unironically a better explanation is that male wizards don’t give a fuck about their age or appearance because they studied for power or research purposes.

Female wizards, being women, would be acutely aware that crones have a bad rep and being hot gets them free shit. Therefor, the top priority would be preserving and maintaining their youth.

Both end up obscenely old, but witches have their magic skin-care routine they all go through because nobody wants to be caught with a stray wrinkle at the weekly coven meeting.

[🍄ᗩᏀᗴᗰᗰᗩⲦᗩ🍄 @Agemmata]

Gen 5 is in the oven chat.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

This is free advice from an expensive psychologist. If you’re an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Don’t make everything a matter of life and death.

[김탄수 @yillygongyi]

눈물 고임 ㅎ ㅏ

[Clarice @claricecsorcha]

I'm still really intrigued by how the story was about creating a new world tree...and it ends with the great oak tree that stands where Vennessa allegedly ascended to Celestia

[bahamutts @bahamutts]

Story that can be understand in 3 picture

[또밤새 @bamsaaae]

온도차..알러지반응이 있단걸...아십니가...?

온도차에 의한 알러지성 비염과 비슷한 반응(콧물,재채기,코막힘)이 나타나는데
다른 알러지들처럼 알러지반응의 원인물질이 없기때문에('온도차'니까...) 정확히는 혈관운동성비염<< 이라고합니다...

콧속의 점막이 온도차때문에 혈관이 늘어났다 줄어들고...또 콧물이 나고말기를 반복하면서 자율신경계 교란이나서 비염증상이 나오는거......주로 7도이상의 온도차가 있는 환절기에 많이 나타납니다...딱지금!!!!!!~~!!!

또다른 반응으로 피부가 발갛게 붓거나 두드러기가 나는 경우도 있어요(저에요^^) 이건 온도에 따라
한랭성 두드러기 / 콜린성 두드러기로 나뉩니다.....

[배비초나 @sssilver1132]

다른얘기긴 한데

친구중에 방광 작아서 화장실 자주가는 애 있슴. 여행가서도 걷다가 계속 화장실 찾눈거 스트레스 받으니까 물 안 마시게 될 정도.
근데 헬스 시작해서 운동하고 근육량 늘렸더니 화장실 덜감. 알고보니 방광문제가 아니라 워낙에 근육량이없어서 몸이 수분을 지니지 못한거였다고..

[Yurika @hanagawa_yurika]

My take is that, if you skip the story and lore, you shouldn't partake in any discourse about the story and lore, like at all. Same goes for meta, char. relationships, etc.

Engaging in a certain topic requires one to actually engage and be educated and not sound like a moron.

[🫪엔치 @RPlzThnkb4Enter]

이것도 있음
신기함을 넘어서서 공포스러움

[世界のど迫力映像@フォレスト(Forest)🕊️ @investorMM]

【朗報】火災現場から7人を救い出した大学生、母親に「ただ転んだだけ」と嘘をつくも、翌日のニュースで英雄だとバレてしまう

▼事の経緯
・ベトナムのハノイで大規模な住宅火災が発生
・ジム帰りだった大学生のトゥーさん(20)が、煙に包まれた建物へ即座に突入
・屋根をハンマーでぶち破って脱出路を確保し、子供や高齢者を含む7人全員を自力で救出

▼胸熱すぎる「白い嘘」
・煙を吸って病院へ運ばれる際、心配する母親に電話で「ただ転んで怪我しただけだよ」とだけ伝える
・翌日、ニュースで「7人を救った若き英雄」として大々的に報じられ、事実を知った母親が腰を抜かす
・「親を心配させたくなかった」という謙虚すぎる理由に、世界中で「本物のヒーローだ」「育てた親も素晴らしい」と絶賛の嵐

「命がけの救助」を「ただの転倒」と言い張る20歳の格好良さに、全人類が惚れる事態に。

[blessing bright @blessingbr81200]

The hardest part after drawing in paper 😭

[가온 @gaon387]

To all the artists who don't lose to AI

[xdaniel ♜ @XdanielArt]

Ok, to make up for the long time since the 2021 update, here's another change in a little less than an hour to fix some typos and add some notes.
The previous post already got a good number of reposts so again, version number to the rescue

[武田登竜門 @ToryumonT]

短編『大好きな妻だった』1/8