Kira ☀️

Make my funk the pfunk

[kaiju @m0nster_b]

It’s like Christmas Eve but in hell

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

my work calendar completely packed this week

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

Happy #Halloween

[Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot]

The last time the Dodgers won the World Series, Donald Trump lost the presidency one week later.

[Dan Shafer @DanRShafer]

The phrase I keep hearing when talking to Democrats in Wisconsin about the election is “nauseously optimistic.”

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

A quote for the Washington Post:

“It takes about 20 years to build a reputation and 5 minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you’ll do things differently.”

- Warren Buffett

[Bella Dunn 📚 @BellaDunnWriter]

I think this is the best take yet on this issue 👇

[Jasmine El-Gamal @jasmineelgamal]

I’ll never forget travelling to Israel for work, on an official U.S. Government passport, with a Jewish colleague.

They asked his father’s name. He passed.

They asked my father’s name. I said “Mohamed.”

And off I went to be humiliated for 45 mins. As a Pentagon official.

[Corwin 🇪🇺🇬🇧🔶 @Davey2028]

I promise you're not ready for what the picture here is

[Kira ☀️ @solstice930]

As a Palestinian-American it’s a big deal to hear “right to self-determination” from a presidential candidate ❤️🖤🤍💚 Thank you VP Harris

[Mikita 👨‍💻 @mikitaposts]

I don’t know why people are complaining. She literally said “"[I will work to make sure] The Palestinian people can realize their right to…self-determination" That’s an open endorsement of Palestinian independence. That’s a recognition.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

No question. I absolutely would have voted for him a third time.

[Doug Emhoff @DouglasEmhoff]

Cole and Ella here. We love you, Dad.

[New Liberals 🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @CNLiberalism]

RNC vs. DNC

[Morning Joe @Morning_Joe]

A tale of two roll calls: RNC vs. DNC

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Here is the montage BBC Sport aired at the end of their Olympics coverage.

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

News to me

[Ernest Owens @MrErnestOwens]

Found a photo of Pete Buttigieg, Andy Beshear, and Josh Shapiro after cancelling their weekend plans to be vetted by Kamala Harris.

[Mike Madrid @madrid_mike]

Oh man she’s gonna pick all three!

[Grace @graceyldn]

“Don’t panic but there’s a wasp on you.”

Me:

#OlympicGames

[Alexander Nazaryan @alexnazaryan]

At this point, an October Surprise would have to involve space aliens.